Gintama : Lost bonds

Chapter 6

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*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Gintoki's P.O.V. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*

The alarm resounds throughout the castle walls, alerting the guards of out escape. Men scamper about on the ground below trying to find us while we look down on them from above.

"Hehe Zura would love to see this. Who would have thought we would be seizing the country for the sake one old woman?"

"I guess this makes us wanted criminals huh. Sis won't be too happy about this." Shimpachi states somberly.

"Don't worry sister lover, If there's no place on earth we'll go to space," Kagura tells him.

"Yorozuya in space huh, sound interesting."

"The independent city, Yoshiwara will keep you safe, rest assured." Tsukuyo says, blowing out smoke from her pipe.

"Yorozuya in Yoshiwara?!?"

"No, there's a gay bar that understaffed."

"So that mean we'll be seizing your balls after we seize this country then?" the princess says, who by the way came out of nowhere.

Seriously where did she come from???

I stare at the princess.

I stare at her long and hard.

.... And then I hit Kagura.

"Oww what was that for?"

"You were the one that brought her with us. You were the one who taught her dirty jokes." I begin to list off.

" You were the one who taught dirty jokes to innocent little girls. Girls our age absorb everything like sponges!"

"Sponges! Your more like a dirty rag in soaked in milk!?!"

"Shut it, Toilet paper!!!"

"I at least deserve to be called a rag. A rag that wipes asses!!?!"

By now everyone except Kagura and I are laughing which causes us to laugh with them. That stops when Tsukuyo asks,"Are you all really sure about this? You'll be sacrificing everything for the Yoshiwara, for Suzuran?"

"Its already too late to get rid of us now. Besides I made a promise to the old hag, remember."

She raises one of her kunai to her hair and cuts a few strands"I see then.. Promise me... Promise me that we will come back alive. All of us"

Everyone begins plucking hairs from their head so I plucked some nose hairs, earning me a kunai to the forehead. We all take one strand from each person and tie it on each finger.

"It's a Promise,"

*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Luna's P.O.V. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*

Pulling back another branch I lead the guys to my favourite place to relax. I noticed that they have been a bit tense these days so I decided for us to go on a picnic and here was the quietest place I could think of.

"Look out!" I say to who ever is behind me as I release the branch but it seems my warning fell on deaf ears.

"OWW!"The voice of my twin rings out in pain behind me.

"I told you so. Listen to me next time."I tell him looking back at him.

"Luna!!! where are you taking us!" Gin whined for the fifteenth time, rubbing his now red nose and ignoring my statement.

"Can't you have some patience Gintoki. Luna-chan said that we're almost there. I swear your laziness is a serious problem."

"I'm not lazy. I'm conserving precious energy."