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when you accidentally hit him in the blueberry nuts🫐🥜

Robin~
You were beating up this new kid that was messing with Finney
What you hadn't notice was that Robin joined in
You were gonna kick him in his private
But the guy was to fast and ran away and instead you kicked whoever was behind him
You heard them groan and fall to the ground
"ROBIN FUCK ARE YOU OKAY??"
"You-you missed i-it I'm o- oh-kay"
"Then why are you in pain?"
"You hit something else mi a-amor"
"oh my god Robin I'm so sorry"
You hit him right on the blueberries🫐
"Just let me lay here for a moment, I can get back up again"
He laid there for another 20 minutes
You helped him get to your house
"I'm so sorry my Amor, you want me to take you to the hospital?"
"It's okay, it's not that serous, also they are strong they can get through it"
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Vance~
You both were play fighting and he was on top of you ticking you on your sides and stomach
Your leg lifted up from underneath him accidentally knees him right in the blueberries🫐
"AHHHHH FUCK!!!"
"OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY"
He had squeezed his legs together and was on the floor panting and groaning
He was in deep pain
"It-it's-oh-k-ay"
You grab an ice pack for him
"I don't think we can do that thing anymore"
"What thing?"
"Have kids"
"Adopting is always an option🥰"
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Finney~
You were sitting down at your friends lunch table waiting for Finney
You were acting out something taht happned during class to you friends, when Finney walked up to you table with hai tray of food
You had threw you arms up into fist and swung them back and accidentally punched him right in the blueberries🫐
He groaned and dropped his food tray on the floor making a huge crash and bending over and holding himself while trying to stand
"OH MY GOD FINNEY IM SO SORRY, ARE YOU OKAY??? CALL THE NURSE"
He ended up at the nurses office, the whole school knows what happened and is calling you the nut knocker
You felt so bad for Finney he was in pain and spend the rest of the day at the office
"Are you sure your okay Finney?"
"Yea I am, the nurse said you didn't give me a free vasectomy, so that's good"
"Oh I'm so sorry Finney, I really am"
"It's okay, I love you"
"Love you"
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Bruce~
The team were having a team practice and you were the batter and Bruce was the back catcher
So far you haven't hit any balls (baseballs💀)
You were so frustrated but committed on hiring at least one ball
Bruce noticed this and stood up about to call time out
You didn't notice his actions and you swung the bat back getting ready into your position to hit the ball
The bat hit right under between his legs
You hit him right on the blueberries🫐
He instantly fell backwards yelling in pain
You widened toy eyes in realization and crunched down next to him
The rest of the team and coach ran over
He was on the dirt almost crying
The bat hit him deep
"HELP ME GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL" the coach yelled
Everyone participated and drove him to he hospital
He can still have kids😍
"I'm so sorry my love, I didn't see you behind me"
"It's okay my love, but you have a hard swing"