Baguette Croissant finds herself in England hoping to meet One Direction (because French people don't get concerts). At the concert, she meets her one true love (or so she thought) only to find out he has a big secret (its not his size).
Niall told me he has zo idea about ze rest of One Direction but was willing to pay me $50,000 in caz to see if zhey were.
Liam waz next. Niall gave me hiz number and I ztarted ze zeduction.
"Heyy 😍😍" I typed
"Hi" he replied. Liam was dryer zhan ze Sahara Desert.
"I'm a buddy of Nialls. I waz hoping we could meet up at ze American Restaurant Chipotle?"
The converzation went for hourz and Liam and I hit iz off. On ze next full moon we met at Chipotle and we aze loz of food. Ze clock hiz 12 and Liam was ztill here. I zexted Niall and zold him zhat Liam waz clear.
Later ze radio played 'strip zhat down' and Liam got up and zanced. Was he possesed? I quickly zexted Niall and told him Liam is possessed and iz not clear.
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