Zadly I wazked away from my own wedding and took ze train back to France. I went back to my ziny apartment and changed out of my wedding drezz. I went for ze wazk under ze Eiffel Tower when I bumped inzo zomeone.
It waz Timothee Chalamet.
"Oh zorry" Timothee said
"Itz ok" I replied. "Are you zingle?"
"no"
And he jogged off and I never zaw him again.
The end
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The Secrets Behind One Direction
HumorBaguette Croissant finds herself in England hoping to meet One Direction (because French people don't get concerts). At the concert, she meets her one true love (or so she thought) only to find out he has a big secret (its not his size).