Baguette Croissant finds herself in England hoping to meet One Direction (because French people don't get concerts). At the concert, she meets her one true love (or so she thought) only to find out he has a big secret (its not his size).
2 monthz later I got married to Simon. I wore ze white drezz
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Simon and I got married at ze beach where he zaved me. We zaid our vowz to eachozer.
"Baguette I like you. Baby you light up my world like no body else. The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed. But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell. You dont know. You dont know you're beautiful. If only you saw what I can see. You'd understand why I want you so desperately. Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe. You don't know. You dont know you're beautiful."
Simon's vow waz zo beautiful
"Simon, I like you. A lot. Zanks for zaving me."
"Now if anyone has to object do it now or forever hold your peace" Ze priezt zaid
"I OBJECT"
I gasp
I turned around only to zee Gordon Ramsay standing up looking queazy. "Baguette I'm sorry but I need to say this. Simon... I'm in love with you!"
I gasp
"Gordon... I love you too!"
Gordon ran next zo Simon and ztarted to kizz him while ze crowd went wild.
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