Baguette Croissant finds herself in England hoping to meet One Direction (because French people don't get concerts). At the concert, she meets her one true love (or so she thought) only to find out he has a big secret (its not his size).
My heart ztill achez from losing Zayn. He waz no longer zeen in One Direction and no one waz firends wiz him anymoe. zE best way zo move on from heart ache waz zo get anozer significant ozher.
Luckily for me. Harry had been through a rough breakup wiz Taylor Swift zo I could dresz up as Taylor Switch. I tezted Harry and immidiatley he fell for my liez.
We met at Starbucks and enjoyed a caramel macchiato. I waited for ze caffeine to enter before asking him a series of questions.
"Are you zingle? What'z going on between zou and James Cordon? Are you a werewolf or a vampire? Are you pozessed? Have you seen Zzayn?"
"Hold on Baguette let me finish my drink!!"
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"NO. I NEED ANSWERS! WHERE IS ZZAYN?"
"BAGUETTE CALM DOWn"
Then Harry turned green
"Baguette, I-I have something to tell you. I'm not single. In fact, I'm dating Addison Rae. James Cordon is just a friend. I'm nor a werewolf or a vampire... I'm a zombie."
I gasp. "H-have you seen Zzayn?"
"Baguette, he's got a new one. Gigi Hadid"
WHAT. Zzayn left me for Gigi Hadid!? Zits ok. She'll leave him for Leonardo Dicaprio soon. He'll see, we'll all see. Addison Rae spawned next to Harry and they left into the night. The last thing I heard was harry singing Exceptional Zed.
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