Spidey with a tiny Deadpool problem:

Chapter 2: The Regrets:

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When the villian ran from the superheros to make a quick get away, the police cars had arrived to block his escape.

He was cornered.

And the hellcarrier was coming down slowly onto the ground in the midst of all of this.

Spiderman and his team watched the massive black ship as it did so.

Once it landed, it opened up and soldiers ran out to seize the situation.

Out with them came Mc.Fury, and he did NOT seem happy; as he was making his way towards the team.

Spiderman in particular.

Of course.

Spidey frowned: "Oh great, here comes the big man to deliver the news. Can't one spider take one break?"

And before the teenager knew it, Mc.Fury was before him, and right in his face too:

"Didn't I tell you to stand down and let us handle things?" he scolded.

"Yeah, and I didn't listen." Spidey sassed.

"Of course you didn't. You never do!"

"EXACTLY!"

"Enough!" Mc.Fury yelled. "For now on, you will be under house arrest. You AND your team! Do you understand me?"

Spiderman lifted up his mask up to his nose and stuck out his tongue at the man.

The man was ready to snap.

But then before Spiderman could contuine on with himself, he felt something small scratch at his leg and he looked down.

*Monkey scream*.

It was Deadpool. A SMALL Deadpool.

A SHRUNKEN DEADPOOL!

OH NO!

"Deadpool?!" Spidey was shocked.

Raising an eyebrow and wondering who the boy was talking too, Mc.Fury also looked down: "Hmm?"

"Hello? Down here." Deadpool seemed to pout. He wasn't very happy at all.

Spidey pointed down at him: "You're-"

"Tiny, I know! Want to rub it in, bug boy?" Deadpool scolded.

"That's 'icagna'."

"Well, this is something." Mc.Fury said; rubbing his chin.

At this then, Spidey's team came to look at what was going on.

"Wow! Tiny alert!" Nova pointed down at Deadpool.

"Well, this brings back memories. And not nice ones either." PowerMan folded his arms.

And White Tiger put her hands on her hips: "Well, tiny or not. We can't just let this phycho loose."

"Mm, you're right. And we need to analyse him. But we can't keep him in the hellcarrier. It's too dangerous."

"So, unalive him?" Spidey questioned with a shrug.

Everybody looked at him.

They were not amused.

"What? Kidding."

"I know." Mc.Fury said then, and pointed at Spiderman: "Since you're the leader of the team, you deserve a much bigger punishmen. So how about you look after Deadpool for us, keep an eye on him and report anything to us?"

*Monkey noise*

"WHAT?!" Spiderman squealed. Then he started to back away and wave his hands: "No. No no no no."

"Everybody in favour, put up your hands." Mc.Fury ordered.

And all of Spidey's teammates raised their hands.

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