Spidey with a tiny Deadpool problem:

Chapter 3: The Actions Taken:

Yup.

Spiderman was in deep deep shit right now.

Not only was he house arrest- again- but he also had to 'babysit' a deadly serial killer as punishment.

So not fair.

He was complaining at this as he swung back home with Deadpool in a fist in his hand. (Not too tightly of course.)

Surprisingly Deadpool had been silent the whole way back.

-Until he arrived in the teenager's room back at his  house:

"NO! DON'T DO THAT! NO NOT THERE! NO DON'T TOUCH THAT! SERIOUSLY?! NO NO NO!!!"

Spiderman was having a swinging fit all over his room after Deadpool.

The minute he swung through his own window and closed it, Deadpool had leapt out of his hand and started just doing anything and everything; jumping about and making a mess. And for such a tiny thing, a whole lot of noise too.

He was knocking over almost everything he touched, and definitely was not even TRYING to be careful at all.

Luckily, his Aunt May was not home, so not only could he allow this much noise between them both to happen, but also hide his true identity from this villian.

More like son of a-

Eventually, Spidey really had enough now of this bullcrap, and he shot out his webs at the tiny Deadpool.

Deadpool cried out in shock as he was currently on the boy's desk looking at a photo of Aunt May, and a line of web wrapped around him. This pinned his arms tightly by his side.

Spiderman then jumped down towards him and picked him up tightly in an irritated fist: "Alright that's it! Enough is enough!"

"Why you mad bro?" Deadpool just shrugged this out as he didn't care if the spider was upset or not: "I'm just looking around."

"Yeah. By trashing everything!"

"Don't be so salty bro."

"And you stop with the 'bro' too."

Spiderman then decided to place Deadpool back down on his desk, but he did not unwrap him from his web yet though: "Right. This is how this is going to work." He put a hand on his hip and pointed his other at the tiny man.

Deadpool frowned at this. He was expecting a lecture from the bug man now; rolling his eyes.

"Listen, you do as you told and not wreck everything, and as long as we're the only ones in this house, I'll let you roam about-with me there or course-. That way, we don't have to get into any constant cat fights."

"Ooor," Deadpool started: "You could just let me out of you crum web and set me free. Then you don't even have to look after me. You can be as free as a bird, and can tell that 'Mcfury' that you lost me or something."

"Yeah, no." Spiderman immediately stated out. "As much as I really want to, I can't. I can't let you out there and endangering the lives of those innocent people out there as you hunt all over for revenge on that shrink guy."

"Yeah, well, I never wanted to be in this 'tiny' situation either." Deadpool sounded pissed off. But then he chuckled at his own joke: "Heehee. Get it? Tiny?"

Spiderman didn't even budge a smile.

"Okay let's make a deal why don't we?" Deadpool started to try to bribe him now: "How about you let me go but still-"

"No." Spiderman just immediately said. He was not aguring with him.

Deadpool opened up his mouth to say something else; to argue back, but then suddenly:

"Peter, I'm home!"

*Monkey scream*

"Oh crap!"