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ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ - ᴅᴅ ᴏsᴀᴍᴀ

10:52 PM
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(me)
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i really don't understand why people say 'blah blah walked so blah blah can run.'
wouldn't it be 'blah blah ran so blah blah can walk'?
because that means the first blah blah did all the work so the second blah blah could just chill and enjoy the ride.

(1-123-568-854)
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yo, wtf is you on about? and who r u?

(me)
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just think about it. you cant tell me that u agree with the first one.

(1-123-567-854)
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why is you playin on my phone at 10?

(me)
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aint nobody playin on ur phone. i asked a genuine question and i would like for u to answe it.

(1-123-567-854)
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u aint even ask me a question fo one.

(me)
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oh.

well dont my second example make more sense?

(1-123-567-854)
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bye.

(me)
so u just gon ignore me?
seen

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3:45 AM

(me)
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MY BABY FO U IMA END EM 40s AND 9s I BET WE GON STRETCH EM!!

(1-123-567-854)
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yo its 3 inna mornin.

(me)
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ok and?

(1-123-567-854)
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im tryna sleep.

(me)
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but im bored so. entertain me.

(1-123-567-864)
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entertain u how?

(me)
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ion know.

you kno dd osama?

(1-123-567-854)
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i mean i heard about him once or twice.

(me)
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fr? cause thats my bae.

like we gettin married and all like he fr proposed to me.

(1-123-567-854)
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oh fr?

(me)
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deadass.

(1-123-567-854)
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interesting.

(me)
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whats interesting?

(1-123-567-854)
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nun.

(me)
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im going to sleep.

night fren.

(1-123-567-854)
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thank the lord.
seen

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5:34 PM

(me)
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yo whats ur name?

(1-123-567-854)
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why would i tell u my name?

(me)
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cause i asked for ur name.

and we're friends.

(1-123-567-854)
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we're not friends. ion even like u.

(me)
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yet u still talk to me.

just tell me yo name hamie.

(1-123-567-854)
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david.

(me)
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really? thats my fiancé's name.

im y/n.

(1-156-797-974) change (1-123-567-854) to david.

(1-123-567-854) changed (1-156-797-974) to Y/N.
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1 month later
7:23AM

(y/n)
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FREENNN ft me.

(david)
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FREENNN, fuck no.

(y/n)
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why not?

(david)
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cause ion wanna

y/n would like to facetime.
declined

(y/n)
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why u decline bruh.

(david)
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cause ion wanna see u

(y/n)
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but i wanna see u soo.

y/n would like to facetime.
connecting...

"oh fuck ian think u was gonna answer." i said when the call connected.

"i aint even mean to answer wrd2."

"hm. u sound a lil familiar. but ima choose to ignore that." i smiled in the camera.

yknow what sucks? when i facetime people and they camera be pointin to the ceiling.

"put yo face in the camera bruh."

"nah."

"why not? u see what i look i, i needa see what u look like. gotta make sure u aint no old man or sum."

"do i sound like a old man?"

"idk u tell me. and while u at it, put yo fave in the camera."

"mmtch. stop askin bruh, i already answered what more do u want?"

"to see yo face." like i said it bout a hundred times.

he finally put his face and the camera and yall....

i was so embarrassed i fr hung up.

there's literally no way in hell that i been talkin to dd osama for a whole month.

i been rantin about how me him are ginna get married, NOT EVEN KNOWIN IT WAS HIM.

AND HE AINT SAY NOT ONE THING TO MAKE ME THINK THAT HE WAS MR OSAMA.

i aint talk to nobody for the rest of the day. i aint answer his text or calls or nun of that.

im highly embarrassed.

lol.