The next morning
"Good morning guys," I croaked to Parker and my mother.
"Hi sweetheart," My mother said, a sizzle sounding from the pan. She was making eggs.
I sat at the dining table next to Parker, who was jerking and turning while he played a game on his phone.
My phone buzzed in the pocket of my plaid pajama pants. I pulled it out and looked at the text. I was in a group chat with Marion and Daniella. Marion said:
OMG WHAT IN THE NAME OF NOEL PELLETIER WERE U DOING WITH JIMMY IN SEVEN MINUTES OF HEAVEN
I looked around, making sure nobody saw the text (I didn't want anyone to know James and I had "sex" during seven minutes of heaven).
Here's the group chat:
Me: Nothing.
Marion: I object.
Me: We did nothing.
Daniella: You guys were so banging, don't even deny it.
I quickly turned off my phone as my mother set a plate of eggs and sausages in front of me.
"Thanks," I mumbled, then started to eat.
My phone was nonstop buzzing. Daniella and Marion were freaking out because they think James (everyone calls him Jimmy, but I call him James for some reason) and I were banging.
I quickly texted back:
Stop it.
They stopped texting after I said that.
I finished up my breakfast, then brought it to the sink, rinsed the plate off, and put it into the dishwasher.
I grabbed my phone and raced back upstairs to my room.
I wasn't sure if I should just confess that we didn't actually go to second base during seven minutes in heaven, or to just pretend that we did.
I pulled up the conversation, and then it said someone had joined the chat.
And then Marion said:
JAMES DID U AND NOEL BANG
Here was our full conversation:
James: Yes
Marion: OMG I WANT DETAILS NOW
I clenched my jaw. He's probably just tagging along the lie.
James: Nooo
Daniella: I heard u guys in there u guys were so banging
James: Alright then
Marion: Did u guys climax because I didn't hear it
Me: None of your shitwax
James: Shitwax?
Me: Yes
Marion: If you guys could describe it in one word, what would it be
James: Magical
Daniella: Cuties. <3
The chat was silent. I clicked on James's contact on the list of people in the group chat, my thumb hovering over the call button. I finally got the nerve to call him.
He answered within two rings: "Hello?" Said his husky voice on the other line.
"Hi," I murmured.
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Seven Minutes in Heaven ✗ jimmy fallon
FanfictionNoel Pelletier is just your average school-obsessed geek. She considers herself an outsider, although she is best friends with two of the most popular girls in school: Marion Seyfried and Daniella Crawford. The night everyone officially graduated fr...