TURBO LOVER | Eddie Munson

Chapter

  Ok so after frodo left the bar he went back into the room that we were staying at in the prancing pony with that rlly Hawt tall guy.

"Wtf let me in" I knocked in the door

The door creaked open and it was jsyt soo dark in ther i coulnt even see. In the coroner was the hawtest bloke i had Eva seen. He was tall and had kinda longer hair but not like a girl so it wasn't weird. He was kinda like rogue and decil make hair type. He was so sexy it physiclly HURT.

He stood there smokin his pipe and he was totally checking me out I just knew it and I could even see it. After he was done w his joint he came over to me and whispered.

"Ur a long way from the shire luv"

"Ya well we r kinda on a mission," I sighed "u see, froto has this ring and all and it's super evil trying to get back to Mordor. Plus there's tons of ppl trying to follow me everywhr idk if its cuz I'm Hawt or what. But they keep sniffing me and they're all dark black on these black horses I think they want me for their master." I grited my teeth.

"They are far more dangerous than any of you know. You must be wary, and allow me to joint you. I am tha real Stridah, fortunately. I am Aragorn son of Arathorn; and if by life or death I can save you, I will ok?" He said.

"Also there was this creep dancing around in tha forest some hippie I guess his name was bomberdill. He kept me in his house and it was just terrible" I cried.

He put his arms around me and comfromted me. I could feel his abs through his shirt it was HAWT. So we started frencging and frodo was watching even Sam liked it. But Mary and pip were unsettled.

Just then, those dork guys came in on their horses all scary and pulled out their swords.

So I was from the shire but I wasn't a hobbit cuz I wasn't ugly so I was like a human from Númenór but also I am half elf so I'm super butiful and sexy and I half telekinisis and magic powers too. Yeah th

Aragorn and all fo tha hobbit pulled out their swords too and evfry one started fighting. Itwas crazy but he looked so sexy swinging his sword around. I got out my bow and started shootin all of em in the face and they just  started screaming and died.

Everyon cheered and clappd and strider even smirked at me. Fordo came up to me and even he thought I was Hawt now so he said I could hav da ring.

"Wtf I'm not marrying u ok I like argaorn he's way taller and all"

"No"said frodo and then I realized...

He wanted ME to be tha one to bare the ring into da flems of the mountin of Doom in Morder... he was giving all da burden to me.

I took it and put it around my neck and new that this was wat I had 2 do...

I was the chosen one.