Caitys POV
After everyone left, I got as phone call while we were eating pizza. It was Liam.
“hello?” I asked.
“Caity… your sisters drunk,” he told me.
“Vodka?”
“Yeah…”
“for your head?”
“yeah…”
“did she chase you around with cutlery?”
“Yeah…”
“spoon?”
“yeah…”
“Did you trip over the stairs?”
“yeah…”
“she fix you up?”
“yeah..”
“did she miss your cut and get your eye?”
“yeah… everythings blurry. –wait! How did you know what happened? With the spoon and everything”
“consider yourself lucky. Everyone else gets a sharp knife” silence on the other end. “Hello? Hello? Liam? Are you there?” there was a scream.
“GO AWAY STELLA! LEAVE ME ALONE!” Liam screamed.
“hello…?” a drunk voice said. Stella.
“stella! Leave poor liam alone!” I yelled
“sorry. No can do.” Then she hang up. I called Liams mobile. He answered on the first ring.
“hello?” he whispered.
“where are you?” I asked him
“hiding under your bed” he whispered.
“where is stella?” I asked anxiously
“I don’t know. Maybe in the kitchen. I hope she’s not getting a knife…or a spoon.”
“ quickly crawl into my wardrobe”
“stella left the house.” He told me. “Louis. Why are you in Caity’s wardrobe?” I heard Liam say.
“LOUIS!” I yelled into the phone. “GET OUT OF MY WARDROBE! WHY ARE YOU IN THERE ANYWAY!? Put me onto Louis.” I told him.
“please don’t hurt me!” he begged
“why are you in there?” I demeanded.
“ because stella is drunk, and she has a knife, and she is in the house again, and she threatened to eat all my carrots and cut off my penis!” The words came out so fast they all jumbled
together.
“slow down” I told him. “now, is Liam in my wardrobe?” I demanded
“Yes” he said.
“Are you in my wardrobe?”
“that depends if your mad.” He said slowly.
“I’m not mad.”
“ok. Then im in your wardrobe” he said. I could he the terror in his voice.
“Where is stella”
“outside talking to the grass” Louis said.
“NO STELLA!” I heard Liam yell in the background
“What happened? She didn’t stab the postman did she?!” I demanded’
“I’ll put Liam on.” Louis said
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HumorOne. Direction. For the past two months theses two words have been on my mind. It has been two months since I have found out about one direction. Since than I have made it my personal mission to get everything 1D. so far I have 5 shirts, 3 shorts, 6...
