If You Go Out In The Woods Today

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Erik: Why are we in the woods at this hour? *Gestures to the dark sky*

Curtis: *Waves flashlight around* To catch Slenderman, duh! You got your flashlight and shovel?

Erik: Yes. *Lightly raises shovel* Why do I have to carry it?

Curtis: Cause I don't wanna, and you always do it. So it's basically become your job. But no pay.

Erik: Whatever. Let's go.

Both: *Start walking through their forest*

Curtis: *Starts singing Slenderman song* Slenderman, Slenderman, all the children try to run~! Slenderman, Slenderman, to him it's just part of the fu-

Erik: *Interrupts* Stop it. He's not even real!

Curtis: *Gasp* Oh yes he is! He'll kill you for saying that!

Erik: Wouldn't he want to be kept unknown?

Curtis: Huh, I don't know... Maybe we should ask him.

Erik: No, we aren't asking him anything. If he is real, we're running back home.

Curtis: No, we are going to kill him! I want to stab that faceless bastard for killing my wolf pack! *Stabs the air*

Erik: But you never had a wolf pack...

Curtis: S-Stop reminding meh! :'<

Erik: You're going to get bored in seriously five minutes, and then we're going home.

Curtis: Yeah right! We're going on a Slendy hunt! We can't just give up! This is gonna be the crossover of the century!

Erik: A-A cross what?

*Literally Five Minutes Later*

Curtis: Eh, I'm bored, he's not real, lets go home... *sighs and turns around*

Erik: Ha, told you! XD

Curtis: Shut up! It would have totally been the best fanfiction ever!

Erik: Oh god, no this bullshit again... *rolls eyes*

Both: *Start heading back home*

Curtis: Oh just you wait! This world will be run over by fangirls/boys and they will rule! It's gonna truly be the end of the world. *Shivers*



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