Erik: Why are we in the woods at this hour? *Gestures to the dark sky*
Curtis: *Waves flashlight around* To catch Slenderman, duh! You got your flashlight and shovel?
Erik: Yes. *Lightly raises shovel* Why do I have to carry it?
Curtis: Cause I don't wanna, and you always do it. So it's basically become your job. But no pay.
Erik: Whatever. Let's go.
Both: *Start walking through their forest*
Curtis: *Starts singing Slenderman song* Slenderman, Slenderman, all the children try to run~! Slenderman, Slenderman, to him it's just part of the fu-
Erik: *Interrupts* Stop it. He's not even real!
Curtis: *Gasp* Oh yes he is! He'll kill you for saying that!
Erik: Wouldn't he want to be kept unknown?
Curtis: Huh, I don't know... Maybe we should ask him.
Erik: No, we aren't asking him anything. If he is real, we're running back home.
Curtis: No, we are going to kill him! I want to stab that faceless bastard for killing my wolf pack! *Stabs the air*
Erik: But you never had a wolf pack...
Curtis: S-Stop reminding meh! :'<
Erik: You're going to get bored in seriously five minutes, and then we're going home.
Curtis: Yeah right! We're going on a Slendy hunt! We can't just give up! This is gonna be the crossover of the century!
Erik: A-A cross what?
*Literally Five Minutes Later*
Curtis: Eh, I'm bored, he's not real, lets go home... *sighs and turns around*
Erik: Ha, told you! XD
Curtis: Shut up! It would have totally been the best fanfiction ever!
Erik: Oh god, no this bullshit again... *rolls eyes*
Both: *Start heading back home*
Curtis: Oh just you wait! This world will be run over by fangirls/boys and they will rule! It's gonna truly be the end of the world. *Shivers*

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Creature Feature Convos
RandomThis is a story filled with random conversations between Curtis Rx, Erik X, and Dr. SawBones (Jerry). If you don't know who Jerry is, you can check in my story 'It's Over'. :D These may contain other random people. (Warning For Language And Topics M...