*Erik and Curtis Are Talking About The Other Night*
Curtis: Oh god, I have a hangover... *grumbles*
Erik: I'm not surprised at all.
Curtis: I barely slept either...
Erik: Well, you were moaning Jerry's name in your sleep! XD
Curtis: Shut up! DX I don't like him!
Erik: No, you totally do!
Curtis: At least someone loves me, virgin! XD
Erik: Whatever, whore!
Curtis: What!? I'm not a whore! D:
Erik: Well you were a stripper...
Curtis: *Gasp* I was drunk when I told you that and you know it! You can't believe things I say when I'm intoxicated!
Erik: Oh yeah? Then how did you perfectly demonstrated what you used to do?
Curtis: ... Wait, I did it perfectly while drunk...? :|
Erik: Actually, no. You stumbled to another table, which people were at, and stood on it. You then started slow stripping... *Sighs*
Curtis: W-What...
Erik: You were dancing and stripping to 'Cher'.
Curtis: Hey! 'Believe' is an inspirational song, ok!? Everyone loved it~! ;D
Erik: The only person throwing money was Jerry... :|
Curtis: Huh. That explains why I woke up this morning with money stuffed down my pants and shirt. I thought I had robbed a bank or something! XD
Erik: The bartender had to coax you down from the table with a candy bar. And then you started crying and hugging him.
Curtis: Once again, I was drunk!
Erik: I tried to pry you off of the poor guy when Jerry got jealous and helped. And then I had to try and pry him off of you! I should have just let you two go at it!
Curtis: *Mumbles* You should have...
Erik: Wait, what!? o_o
Curtis: Nothing~! ^_^ How can I believe that anything you're saying is true?
Erik: You were wearing a hot pink thong.
Curtis: *Poker Face and Shakes Head*
Erik: *Nods Head*
Curtis: *Look of utter realization and shock*
Erik: ... Anyways~, Wanna help make breakfast?
Curtis: Hell yeah, Bacon! :D *Starts counting money* Damn, making this type of money, I should go back to stripping...
Erik: What? I thought you said you never stripped!
Curtis: *Casually* Yeah, I lied... :3
Erik: *Sighs* Whatever... It's too early for this... :[
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Creature Feature Convos
AcakThis is a story filled with random conversations between Curtis Rx, Erik X, and Dr. SawBones (Jerry). If you don't know who Jerry is, you can check in my story 'It's Over'. :D These may contain other random people. (Warning For Language And Topics M...
