Curtis: *Throws open door and stomps into the kitchen* Erik! The milkman is flirting with me again! *looks around*
Erik: *Yells from upstairs* Curtis, that's Jerry again!
Curtis: What!? Damn it! *Kicks a nearby chair* Every time!
Erik: *Comes down stairs* Exactly, you fall for it literally every time...
Curtis: You're just mad because I have someone who cares!
Erik: More like crazy stalker/kidnapper...
Curtis: Hey, I prefer the term "Passionately violent admirer"!
Erik: Call it whatever you want, he still just wants to get in your pants.
Curtis: So... There is no milkman or mailman...
Erik: Yep.
Curtis: ... We... We don't don't know anybody...
Erik: Correct.
Curtis: And we don't... We're shut off from the rest of the ignorant world...
Erik: *Shrugs* It's better that way.
Curtis: *Dazed* I... I'm gonna go tend to the rose garden for a bit... *Slowly walks out the door*
Erik: Ok, you go do that. I really don't care... *Sighs and looks for a good book on the self*
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Creature Feature Convos
De TodoThis is a story filled with random conversations between Curtis Rx, Erik X, and Dr. SawBones (Jerry). If you don't know who Jerry is, you can check in my story 'It's Over'. :D These may contain other random people. (Warning For Language And Topics M...
