Ralph Dipny🔍 added Barry West-Allen⚡, Iris West-Allen🖋, Nora West-Allen🌠, Frost❄, Cisco Ramon💻, Joe West👮♂️, Cecile Horton⚖, and Allegra Garcia🗞 to the Group Chat.Barry⚡: What's up Ralph?
Ralph🔍: I had an awakening!
Iris🖋: Ok...
Frost❄: Do you like, need help or something? Should I get Katy?
Ralph🔍: What? No, I'm fine, I was just talking about when I was reading through The Book of Ralph!
Cisco💻: Not again 🙄
Nora🌠: Let's give him a chance Cisco, 🙂
Ralph🔍: And in my vision, I saw the desperate plees for help from my friends, longing to find love, or have their relationships improved!
Nora🌠: Not again! 😥
Cisco💻: Haha, let's give him a chance 😏
Barry⚡: That's nice and all Ralph, but what if some of us don't need any help?
Allegra🗞: Yeah, like me.
Ralph🔍: Please, everyone could use a little Ralphie Boy love advice!
Frost❄: Why am I here?
Ralph🔍: Too be my protege and learn from the master of love!
Cisco💻: Who doesn't have a girlfriend.
Barry⚡: That's a little mean...
Frost❄: Eh, why not? It'll improve my life skills I guess. 🤷♀️
Ralph🔍: Great! Now observe, let's start with Joe and Cecile.
Joe👮♂️: Cecile and I are doing great actually.
Cecile⚖: Yeah, things are going great with our relationship, jobs, and family.
Iris🖋: So Jenna's doing good?
Joe👮♂️: Just said her first word, 'Papa'.
Nora🌠: 😍
Ralph🔍: If everything's so great, then why haven't you guys tied the knot yet (from pg 312 of The Book of Ralph)?
Joe👮♂️: ...
Ralph🔍: I'm just saying, you've been together for so long, how long until wedding bells start ringing?
Joe👮♂️: ...
Iris🖋: Uh oh, he's freezing up over commitment again😏
Barry⚡: 🤣
Cecile⚖: Yeah, why not Joe?
Joe👮♂️: ...
Cecile⚖: Joe?
Joe👮♂️: ...Joe West👮♂️ has left the Group Chat.
Allegra🗞: And I thought that speedsters ran fast!🤣
Nora🌠: Maybe he just lost internet?
Cecile⚖: I doubt it, either way, I'm going to go check, bye guys.
Iris🖋: Bye Cecile.Cecile Horton⚖ has left the Group Chat.
Frost❄: According to plan genius?
Ralph🔍: An important lesson young one, you can't win them all. So let's shoot for most! Cisco! My man!
Cisco💻: No, no! You stay away from me and Kamilla!
Barry⚡: Speaking of which, where is she?
Iris🖋: She's at a photography class in Star City. 📸
Cisco💻: Which I'm glad for, so we won't have to go through Ralph's whole weird love wrecking party!
Ralph🔍: It's not that bad buddy! We still have plenty of time! Maybe she'll show up later 🤞
Cisco💻: I hope not.
Frost❄: I hope that she does 😏
Ralph🔍: Okay, let's see... Allegra! You up next?
Allegra🗞: No.
Ralph🔍: Come on, please!
Allegra🗞: No.😡
Ralph🔍: Please!
Frost❄: This is just sad.
Allegra🗞: I said no!
Ralph🔍: Maybe someone else can convince you!
Iris🖋: I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
Barry⚡: Uh, Ralph?
Allegra🗞: Don't you dare!Ralph Dipny🔍 added Nash Wells🔫 to the Group Chat.
Nash🔫: Allegra! There you are!
Allegra🗞: ☠
Ralph🔍: Is that at him or me?
Frost❄: Both.
Cisco💻: 😂
Nash🔫: You got to stop hiding from me.
Allegra🗞: And what do you need now?!
Nash🔫: ...
Allegra🗞: That's what I thought.Allegra Garcia🗞 has left the Group Chat.
Nash🔫: Don't worry, I've got her location .
Nora🌠: Um, I don't think that she wants you to follow her Nash.
Nash🔫: Your opinion is noted and ignored. Thanks for the information Dipny.Nash Wells🔫 has left the Group Chat.
Barry⚡: That was unnecessarily rude.
Frost❄: You're right, I am enjoying this. 😏
Ralph🔍: Okay, so 0 of 2, but I'm sure that 3 will be a home run! ⚾️
Frost❄: Sure, if you say so. 🙄
Ralph🔍: Nora! It's your turn for Dr. Dipny to examine you!
Nora🌠: Um, can we do someone else?
Iris🖋: No.
Nora🌠: Mom!
Iris🖋: What? You're always trying to ditch my love advice, so let's talk about it here.
Barry⚡: I think that if she doesn't want to talk about it then she doesn't have too.
Nora🌠: Thank you! 💖
Iris🖋: Barry... 😡
Barry⚡: 😬 I mean, please do what your mother asked Nora.
Iris🖋: That's better. 🙂
Barry⚡: 👍
Nora🌠: What?! Guys that's so unschway!😥
Cisco💻: You do know that there's a leave chat button right?
Nora🌠: Yeah, but I don't what to be rude and storm out.
Cisco💻: Give it time...
Ralph🔍: Okay, so we need to get Nora a girlfriend! Let's start by hearing about some
things that you look for in women Nora.
Nora🌠: This is making me really uncomfortable.
Barry⚡: Me too.
Iris🖋: Barry, please don't interrupt.
Barry⚡: 🤐
Frost❄: Yeah, I'm really enjoying myself now! 🤣
Ralph🔍: It's okay Nora, I know that you're shy with your love life, how about just one thing to start? (You got to ease them into it 😉).
Cisco💻: You know that she can see those notes to Catlin right?
Ralph🔍: ...
Nora🌠: Okay I guess,... um.... something that I look for when looking for a girlfriend is... someone who can understand the real me?
Iris🖋: Eeee! Finally! Something! 😀
Cisco💻: That was barely anything! All she said was someone that understands me. That's super vague.
Iris🖋: Doesn't matter! I can still work with it!😀
Ralph🔍: Okay, that's good Nora! It's a start. Although, I'm not so sure about how much I can do with that...
Nora🌠: ...
Iris🖋: No need Ralph! I'll take it from here!
Nora🌠: ...
Ralph🔍: Um, okay. I'm gonna count it as a win! 😁
Frost❄: Sure you will 🙄
Barry⚡: Nora, you okay?
Nora🌠: ...
Iris🖋: She's fine Barry.
Cisco💻: Yeah, just probably embarrassed by you. 🤣
Iris🖋: 😡☠
Cisco💻: 😬
Ralph🔍: Ok, Barry, Iris, you guys get last spot on the Ralphie treatment train! 🚇
Barry⚡: Uh, what?
Iris🖋: We don't need any help.
Nora🌠: Why don't you take his advice mom? Since it's sooo great. 😏
Barry⚡: I mean it is fair.
Iris🖋: Fine. Let's just get it over with 🙄
Ralph🔍: Great! So, West-Allens, you get along great in most departments, better than most cases that I look onto.
Barry⚡: Aww, thanks! 😀
Ralph🔍: But that doesn't mean that you're without flaws.
Barry⚡: Oh, 😟
Cisco💻: 🤣
Iris🖋: 😡😡😡
Cisco💻: You just get mad at everything don't you?
Nora🌠: I think that mom and dad work great together. They love each other more than anyone else, and would do anything for each other too. 💖
Barry⚡: Aww, thanks Nora! Don't forget that you're part of that too. ❤
Iris🖋: And your brother.
Nora🌠: 👨👩👧👦💖
Ralph🔍: And that is true, but don't forget that you guys each have one glaring flaw in your relationship.
Ralph🔍: Barry, yours is that you can sometimes be too much of a nice guy. Stand up for yourself man!
Barry⚡: Huh?
Ralph🔍: Don't let your wife push you around all the time!
Cisco💻: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Iris🖋: I do not push him around!
Nora🌠: I mean, while you don't always consider everyone's opinions, I think saying that you push dad around is a big stretch.
Iris🖋: Thank you! I think.
Nora🌠: 👍
Barry⚡: Yeah, that's not a problem Ralph.
Ralph🔍: Ok, but Iris, you have one we need to look into.
Ralph🔍: Your anger.
Nora🌠: Uh oh,😬
Barry⚡: Iris...
Iris🖋: 😡😡😡
Cisco💻: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is too good!!!
Frost❄: You've done it now...
Ralph🔍: When I said anger, I really mean to say... cooking! Yeah your cooking!
Iris🖋: 🤬🤬🤬
Cisco💻: Woah!
Nora🌠: Mom!
Frost❄: That a go girl! 💪
Barry⚡: Iris, honey just maybe cool off a bit?
Iris🖋: 😡😡😡🤬😡🤬🤬
Cisco💻: Now this is just getting out of hand.
Ralph🔍: Sorry Iris.Ralph Dipny🔍 has kicked Iris West-Allen🖋 from the Group Chat.
Ralph🔍: Sorry guys. 😞
Barry⚡: It's okay Ralph, you weren't trying to do anything wrong.
Nora🌠: And mom was really flying off the handle.
Cisco💻: That's one way to put it...
Frost❄: So, what else do we have to do here?
Ralph🔍: I think that that's it. Sonce Kamilla can't make it. 😞
Cisco💻: Thankfully.
Barry⚡: It was a nice gesture Ralph.
Nora🌠: Thank you for being you and trying to help all of us 💖
Ralph🔍: Aww, thanks guys! See you all later! 👋
Nora🌠: Bye 👋
Barry⚡: Bye!
Frost❄: Yeah yeah, so long.
Cisco💻: I kind of did enjoy this chat.
Barry⚡: 🙄Ralph Dipny🔍 has ended the Group Chat.
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