Max POV
I am going to kill someone. The humans I have to work with are slow and stupid. Let me tell you what happened.
I was tracking that guy who ruined my reputation and his scent ( and let me say it isn't a pleasant one) leaded us to a cafe. When we got in there I started sniffing again. The guards are standing in my way and those men of the cafe are up to something. I know they hid him somewhere.
I push everyone aside. I even punch a guy who doesn't want to move knock out. Come on dude did you think you could win, I have horsepower . Get it because I am a horse ok not funny.
The scent lingers behind the bar. I climb over it and hit my hoof by accident against a tap and voila a secret doorway. What a coincidence don't you think.
we start following it and we see the guy who ruined my reputation and some girl I think it is. The girl looks at us and turns to jerkface. I am going to call him jerkface instead of the guy that ruined my reputation. Jerkface has a nice ring on it. the girl asks who we are.
Jerkface says " they don't like me" I huff of course we don't like you jerkface you are a jerk.
The two thiefs show up and the girl has something like " who are they?"
Jerkface answers again with " they don't like me either."
the girl is like ok. She takes her frying pan and hits it in his stomach. Good girl I am so proud of you.
She throws her hair and bungeejumps away. Now it is him against me. I take a sword in my mouth and we start duelling until -CLENG- he loses the pan. I am so close to kill him but the girl with the freakish long hair saves him .They jump away and break the dam. I jump off the rock right in the moment when the water is going to hit me and i horseswim to shore. The girl and Jerkface had made it to a cave. Well I hope jerkface that you die.
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Max is back and not so happy.
Sorry that I haven't uploaded for such a long time I have been busy.
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