lazy but deadly

chapter 1

i was half asleep when i heard voices outside the barrel i was sleeping in.

pirate 1? "hey, coward!"
pirate 1? "are you hidin' out in a place like this again?!"
pirate 2? "n-no! i thought i'd havi these two big barrel of alcohol over..."

pirate 1? "we'll lighten it for ya!"
pirate 3? "i was just feelin' thirsty!"
pirate 2? "you can't alvida-sama will kill us if she finds out!"

pirate 4? "then you just need to keep yer mouth shut!"
pirate 4? "right, coby?"
coby/ pirate 2? "y-yes! you're right!"

pirate 1? "thing's pretty heavy!"

pirate 3? "can't wait!"
pirate 1? "hold yer horses! i'll bust it right open!"

both me and luffy break free from the barrels.
luffy "i slept great!"
luffy "huh?"
luffy "who're you guys?"
pirate 3/4 "no, who are you and your friend?"

luffy "that guy's gonna catch cold if he sleeps there, y'know."
pirate 3/4 "you did that!"
me "stop being so annoying i'm sleepy."

luffy "sorry brother."
pirate 4 pointed his sword at luffy.
pirate 4 "are you toyin' with us even when you know we're pirates?"

luffy "man, i'm hungry! you got any food?"
me "i'm staving and tired."
pirate 4 "listen when people are talking!"

pirate 3 "you damn kid!"
pirate 4 "die."
they both lifted there swords over there head ready to attack us.

luffy broke both there swords while i hit them over the head. they were both shaking on the floor.

luffy "what's the big idea?"
pirate 3/4 "w-who are you two?!"
me/luffy "me?"

luffy "i'm monkey d luffy. nice to meetcha!"
me "i'm monkey d leo not so nice to meet you."

they ran out of the room screaming while dragging there friend behind them.

coby "what the... what just happened?"
luffy "what's with them?"
me "they are idiots."
coby "r-run, hurry! if they come back with their friends, you'll be killed!"

luffy "but man, i sure am hungry!"
me "then find food brother."

coby "how can you be so carefree?!"
coby "and how can you not care out all?"
coby "there are still lots more of them up on deck!"

coby "c'mon! this way!"
coby was trying to drag luffy however, it was not working luffy was dragging coby.

i watched them while laughing .
coby "h-h-hey! not this way!"