lazy but deadly

chapter 2

luffy finds the storage room.
luffy "food! food! food!"
luffy "yes! food!"
me "stop being so noisy ."

coby "actually, they might not find us in here!"
luffy "which should i choose? this box?"
luffy "ooh, jackpot!"
luffy "these look great!"
he through me a apple.

i eat it quickly while luffy frows two into his mouth.
coby "m-my name is coby."
coby "you're luffy-san and leo-san, right?"
coby "that was incredible just now! how did you do that?!"

luffy "these things are great!"
luffy "is this a pirate ship?"
me "proberely not."
coby "no, it's a passenger ship that's being raided by alvida-sama."

luffy "well, it doesn't matter."
luffy "do you know if there are any boats on board?"
coby "i-i think so..."
luffy "my ship got swallowed by this giant whirlpool..."
coby "you mean that whirlpool?!"

coby "no one could survive that!"
luffy "boy, was that a real surprise!"
me "that's because your stupid."
luffy "meany."

luffy "are you one of those pirates, too?"
coby "that day, i got in a boat one the out skirts of town to go fishing..."
coby "...but it turned out the boat was actually headed for a pirate ship."

coby "it's been two years since..."
coby "in exchange for my life, i've been forced to be a chore boy."

luffy "man, you're dumb and stupid!"
me "luffy you are now the second most stupid person i know."

coby "you're brutally honest..."
luffy "if you don't like it, then run away!"
coby "i-i can't! no way! no way!"
coby "just the thought of alvida-sama finding me..."

coby "frightens me and makes me weak in the knees--"
luffy "oh, you're a wimp, too?"
me "you used to be a wimp too."

luffy punch my arm and i laughed out him. luffy starts talking to coby again.
luffy "man, i hate you!"

coby "yeah... that's right..."
coby "if only i had the courage to drift the ocean in a barrel..."

coby "there's actually something i want to do, too..."
coby "umm... what compelled you to set out onto the sea, luffy-san, leo-san?"

luffy "i'm gonna be the king of the pirates!"
me "i'm protecting my brother."

coby mouth falls open.
coby "k-k-k-king of the pirates?!"
luffy "--yep."
coby "-- are you serious?!"
luffy "--yeah."

coby "wait, you're a pirate, luffy-san, leo-san?!"
luffy "yep."
me "yeah."
coby "what about your crew?!"

luffy "don't got one. i'm just about to look for one."
coby freezes in shock.