lazy but deadly

chapter 3

luffy start waving his hand in front of coby face while i laughed

coby "k-k-king of the pirates is the title given to the person..."
coby "...who obtains everything in this world!"
coby "that means seeking the great treasure of wealth, fame, and power..."

coby "... the one piece!"
luffy "yup!"
me "yeah"
coby "yup?! pirates all over the world are after that treasure!"
luffy "me too!"
coby "no way! no way, no way, no way!"

coby "absolutely no way!"
coby shaking his head.
coby "there's no way you can stand at the apex of this great pirate era!"
coby "no way! no way!"

luffy punch coby on the head.
coby "why did you hit me?"
luffy "just because."
me "i would punch you too but i'm comfortable here."

coby "but it's all right i'm used to it now..."
coby starts chuckling and luffy puts his hand on his hat.

luffy "it's not about whether i can or not."
luffy "i'm gonna do it because i want to."
luffy takes off his hat and stares at it.

luffy "i've decided to be the king of the pirates,"
luffy "so if i die fighting for that, that's fine with me!"

luffy starts walking away.
luffy "now, then! my belly's full-- guess i'll go get me a boat."
i stand up and start following him.

luffy "i wonder if they'll give me one if i ask."
luffy "hopefully they're generous."

coby "i never once thought about it..."
coby "do you suppose i can do it, too?"
coby "if i'm prepared to die for it?"
luffy "do what?"

coby "do you think.. even i could join the navy?"
luffy "navy?"
coby "yes!catching bad guys is my dream!"
coby "it's been my dream ever since i was little. do you think i can do it?!"

luffy "how should i know?"
me "it's up to you."
coby "no! i'll do it! if i'm gonna be a chore boy for the rest of my life,"
coby "then i'll break out of here and catch even alvida-sama-- no, alvida!"

the ceiling caves in and there was dust everywhere.
??? "you're gonna team up with him to catch who?!"
??? "huh, coby?!"
coby was shaking and there stood the most ugly woman i have ever seen.

i saw sword go though the wall and nearly hit my brother.
??? "you don't seem to be zoro, the pirate hunter."
luffy "me 'zoro?' "
??? "coby!"

??? "who's the most beautiful of all on these seas?!"
coby "o-of course that would be--"
me "it would be me ."
i playfully wink.

luffy "who's this big chunky lady?"
me "i thought it was a pig."
everyone mouth hangs open