Random Oneshots (Smut)

edward sonicfingers (oc) x herobrine + LORE!!!!!

Edward Sonicfingers, who is she? Well, firstly he's Herobrines girlfriend 😍 but they're also the overlord of the universe!!!!! 😈😈😈😈😈 and they hate everyone who has blue hair and blue eyes and is emo and named Miles, so that's her life mission to sex with Herobrine and kill the author, anyways here's the story of how Eddie and Herobrine fell in love 😍😍😘🥰😘🥰🥰😋.





Edward was hanging out with Shadow because she's such a emo "Hey Shawty? we should play Minecarft." She asked "No you fucking bitchass emo, play by yourself." "Fine, go fuck Sonic or whatever." he said as he chaos controlled away, INTO THE HIT GAME MINECARFT!!!!!!! Although she didn't mean to go there so she was honestly confused as fuck, "Uh whatthefuck, hello? Is there anyone here? Is this a public server?" she asked because he's not stupid and knew this was minecraft, then all of a sudden the sky got dark and it was foggy and you can probably tell that Herobrine is here, he grabbed their shoulders, and pushed them to the ground "WhAT ARE YOU DOINT IN MY SERVER......" He growled, she didn't hesitate to show her true form, she growled back and had a seizure (her true form is an epileptic) he gargled and seized and Herobrine just kind of just sat there. After she got up she immediately blushed at how hot Herobrine is "Oh my god daddy you have such hot toes." Eddie says 

"what the fuck." Herobrine says "Uh, I think you're hot? What don't you understa-" she had another seizure, the game is glitching causing strobing effects "Do you need to go to a doctor?" Herobrine says to Sonicfingers, who is still seizing and unable to respond. He gets recomposed after that seizure shaking and foaming from the mouth "Y-Y-Yes I-I need to g-go to a fu-fucking doctor." they say before getting carried by Herobrine to nothing because it's minecraft and there are no doctors in minecraft. Herobrine teleports to a different planet and brings him to a doctor "Excuse me doctor!?!? SOMEONE HELP, THIS BITCH IS DYING." Herobrine yells but no doctors want to help because no one likes Herobrine except the polyamorous doctors Sans, Shrek, and the Lorax from my other story, (defiantly not telling you to go read that one) "Yes Herobrine?" Sans says "Some idiot keeps having seizures." Herobrine says and drops Edward "We'll fix uhhhhhhhhh. THEM. up as fast as we can." Shrek says. As she's getting the medical attetion he needed so badly Herobrine thinks, 'She thought I was hot? He should be my king? queen? of the Nether.' He then plans to tell her to be his king- "You-you actually brought me to a doctor..." Edward says "Uhm, hey I know I don't know your name or anything about you and I literally just tried to kill you but I want you to rule the Nether with me, as my queen, OR KING, I don't judge." Herobrine awkwardly asks "Yeah sure, I think you're pretty hot, also my name is Edward Sonicfingers." "That's a weird-ass name, but I'm guessing you know mine, I'm Herobrine." "Yeah I know."

And then they went to the nether and had sex. THE END!!!!!