The Wolfverse

Incorrect Quotes 2

Erik: "Nothing in life is free"
Jean: "Love is free!"
Wanda: "Adventure is free"
Kurt: "Knowledge is free"
Peter: "Everything is free if you take it without paying"

Erik: Answers the phone "Hello?"
Alex: "It's Alex"
Erik: "What did he do this time?"
Alex: "No, it's actually me"
Erik: "What did you do this time?"

Kaylin: "I was lucky I found a hole in the ice to fall into"
Pietro: "A lot of people remarked about what a good swimmer you were"
Kaylin: crosses her arms"I had to be, my teammate wasn't coming to save me"
Pietro: "I was coming, I had to take my skates off"
Kaylin: "I didn't take off my skates"
Pietro: "I know, and you were sinking like a rock"

Wanda: talking on the phone "We're just average people trying to get a body moved out of our basement"
Jack:"..."

Erik getting back from a business trip
Erik: "There was a party here?!"
Alex: "Yeah it was pretty jam up"
Erik: "Listen to me Alex, who gave the party"
Alex: "Well, I guess in a way you guys did"
Erik: "No we didn't, we were in Europe!"

Wanda: "You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you"
Jack: "I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule"
Wanda: "Absolutely not"

Crystal: "Peter Maxioff you are the most annoying human being that I have ever met!"
Peter: "You heard her, you're all witnesses, she actually said, 'Human Being', She's mine!"

Jack: reading
Erik: "What exploded?"
Jack: "Kaylin"
Erik: "She has a gun?"
Jack: not looking up "No a cannon"

Peter: "Christmas lights?"
Wanda: "Check"
Kurt: "Hot cocoa?"
Wanda: "Check"
Pietro:"Santa suits?"
Wanda: "Check"
Kaylin: "Shovel?"
Wanda: "Check"
Alex: "Alibi and bail money?"
Wanda: "Check- wait, WHAT?!"

Peter: "I'm not that stupid!"
Kurt: "Peter, you literally ate the wax from a baby bel"
Peter: "CRYSTAL TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!"

Kurt: "Anyone d-"
Kaitlyn: "Depressed?"
Pietro: "Drained?"
Jack: "Disliked?"
Alex: "Dumb?"
Kurt: "-one with their work... what is wrong with you people!"

Erik: Reading a true crime novel about himself "I didn't do this!"
Charles: "Yes you did" pulls up a video of him doing it

Pietro: "It was his idea"
Alex: "I'm not even sorry"
Jack: "I swear I had no part in this"(actually is innocent, walking into the house as the other two were getting arrested)
Kaylin: "I can't afford to be friends with the three of you" paying bail

Peter: hasn't slept in six days "Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets?" about to pour orange juice on his pancakes
Wanda: "At the moment, I'm not sure there's intelligent life in this kitchen" taking orange juice away

Alex: "So, did everyone learn their lesson?"
Wanda: "No"
Crystal: "I did not"
Kaylin: "I may have actually forgotten one"
Pietro: "Also no"
Alex: "Oh good, neither did I"
Jack: sighs exhaustively

After a paper was published about the school
Report: "Aren't you the smartest person on earth"
Charles: "Well, one does hear tales of a certain wise man in New York, but why split hairs? Where was I?"
Erik: "You were last seen hiking up Mount Ego"

Peter: "This is my lifelong dream"
Pietro: "I thought your lifelong dream was to be cast as an Ewok"
Peter: "I'm too big now!" Pouts crossing arms

Wanda: "It's never a bad idea to get a second opinion"
Alex: "Yeah I almost lost my arm once but the second doctor just took the Splinter"

Peter: "Where you going?"
Crystal: "To either get ice cream or commit a felony I'll decide in the car"

Kaylin: "I love murder mysteries!"
Alex: trying to impress her "I've been a suspect in four murder cases"

Peter"Here I got you cheesecake" sets cheesecake on the table
Wanda: "Why do people think I only respond to food?"
Pietro: "See she is so distraught she turned down cheesecake"
Wanda: grabs cheesecake for dear life "Who said I turned it down?!"

Erik: "I have stood next to death"
Kaylin: reading a book "and people liked him better"

Crystal: "My uncle's a mortician, he's offered to do my makeup for my wedding"
Alex: "I can just hear the whispers now, "Did you see the bride? Very lifelike"

Pietro playing chess
Wanda: "Mmm..."
Pietro: "All right, what would you do?"
Wanda: "Well for starters, I'd take that Skittle off the board"
Pietro: "That's my bishop, Shadow ate the real one"
Wanda: "In that case, Skittle to Rook Seven"

Peter: "I own every season of cheers, I'm going to marry the girl that's impressed by that"

Pietro: "We've got to plan for it, we must all be prepared when the cold hand of death comes knocking on our door"
Someone knocks at the door
Pietro: "Kurt would you get that?"
Kurt: "Most certainly not!"

Crystal: "What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?"

After golfing all-day
Kurt: "I finally beat Alex at something"
Kaylin: "You said you lost by 12 strokes"
Kurt: "But we flipped a coin to see who'd tip the caddy and I won, It cost me ten bucks, but I won"

Jack: "You're parked in my spot again"
Alex: "I know it's closer to the building"

Peter: "You're not jealous, are you?
Crystal: "No"
Peter: "Good, cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful"

Jack: "We are not mad, just disappointed"
Wanda: "No, we are mad"
Jack: "Yes, We are, We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide"
Wanda: "No, we're not!"
Jack: "I am not a mind reader, Wanda!"
Peter: "I hate it when Mom and Dad fight"
Pietro: nods
Wanda: "You two are on thin ice!"

Pietro: "Did you get the eggs?"
Kaylin: "Even better!"
Pietro: "What did you-"
Kaylin: holding up a chicken "Her name is Fluffy"
Pietro: "Let's get her a duck friend"

Peter: "Ignorance is no excuse"
Crystal: "Ignorance is your excuse all the time!"
Peter: "I don't know what you are talking about.

Pietro: "I thought you and Erik were getting along rather well lately. You were almost on speaking terms"
Kaylin: "Let's hope it stays 'almost' "

Scott: "This is illegal!"
Alex: "Fine, I'll do it myself! Here, hold this for me" hands Scott a box
Scott: "What for?"
Alex: grabs it back "Now your prints are on it too, you have to help me!"

Kaylin after getting shot
Alex: "Lay back down, you're dying"
Kaylin: "I'm dying to punch her in the face"