The Wolfverse

Incorrect Quotes

Erik: "Have you come to your senses yet"
Peter: "I will never come to my senses!"

Coach: "Climb the rope!"
Peter: "What's at the top of the rope?"
Coach: "Your self-esteem"
Peter: "My self-esteem?"
Coach: "Now climb the rope or you get to go sit with the girls"
Peter: "So if I don't climb the rope, I get to go sit with those hot girls? You're going to have to help me out here, I'm failing to see the downside!"

Erik: "I have... a plan!"
Charles:"Remember, you're not allowed to disintegrate Humans"
Erik: pauses for a second "I have another plan!"

Alex: "I'm a pretty nice guy, just ask my parole officer"

Erik: "Kaylin I need you to drive me somewhere"
Kaylin: Reading a book "Nope"
Erik: "You know I outrank you"
Kaylin: not looking up "Then No sir"

Peter:"Trust me I'm an engineer"
Crystal: screaming in the background "Two years of Lego League does not make you an engineer!"

Kaylin: "Every time you go into a Saloon the devil goes in with you"
Pietro: "If he does he buys his own drink"

Wanda: "One..."
Peter: "What is she doing?"
Wanda: "Two..."
Pietro: "She's counting!" panics

Crystal: "I hate you with every inch of my being"
Peter: "That's not a lot of inches"

Crystal: "Did you ever go to school stupid?"
Peter "Yeah I came out the same way"
Erik:"..."

Hank: "I need some Iron ore"
Pietro: "Or what?"

Jack: "Have you ever looked at yourself and wished you were completely different?"
Pietro: "No I'm a Winner"

Erik: "Why are we lying in the parking lot?"
Peter: "The ball bounced back and hit you in the head I laid down next to you so everyone would think we're just chilling"

Charles: "Why are there cops outside?"
Erik: "There's a good chance I may have committed some light treason"

Erik: "I remember that I was about twenty-five-"
Kaylin: "Oh the long boring stories you must have"

Wanda: "I got us tickets to a musical"
Jack: "When did you become a musical fan?"
Wanda: "I'm a scholar, I enjoy scholarly pursuits"
Jack: "These are tickets to Disney on ice"

Wanda "Well, I found the hardware store by myself!"
Pietro: "The hardware stores just down the street"
Wanda: "There's a hardware store down the street?"

Wanda: standing in the middle of the living room with all the furniture knocked over "Admittedly I lost my cool here"
Jack and Pietro:"..."

Kaylin: "I'm a lone wolf. A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever... What's a lone wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!"

Scott: "Are you calling me a coward?"
Jean: "Of course not"
Peter: "I am"

Erik: driving while his children are fighting in the back "The yelling will cease or the killing will commence"

Wanda: "They're going to keep Dad in jail until this whole thing gets sorted out" Silence "Also, I've been told we're out of food"
Pietro and Peter: gasps
Wanda:"...Interesting. I would have expected that after They're keeping Dad in jail"

Peter: runs up and hugs Kaylin crying
Kaitlyn: "What's wrong?"
Peter: "Dad says he doesn't love me"
Erik: "No I didn't I said I wasn't going to get him Cickfila"
Peter: turns around "It's the same thing!"

Erik: "What happened?"
Wanda: "All I heard was I swear it'll be fine and then we were in jail"

Erik: "How far is Cleveland from here?"
Alex: "An assault charge, the federal courthouse is there"

Kurt: "Okay stay calm"
Jean: "I am calm"
Kurt: "I'm talking to myself"

Scott: "I'm man enough to play this sport"
Peter: "You are not even man enough to get the channel that carries the sport"

Pietro: "I'm getting dressed"
Peter: "Why?"
Pietro: sarcastically "Because when I go outside naked the neighbors throw trash at me"

Erik and Madge's first date
Erik: "Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me, Are you drunk?"

Peter: "If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?"

Wanda: "I say we just die with our boots on"
Jack:" What does that have to do about anything?"
Wanda: "Nothing, I just wanted people to notice my new boots"

Charles: "Violence doesn't solve anything"
Kaylin:"World War One"
Alex: "World War Two"
Jack: "Call of duty"
Peter: "Star Wars"
Pietro: "Every Super Bowl"

Pietro: "Why didn't you just ask me
for the money?"
Wanda: "I can't ask you for money, I'm The Rock"
Pietro: raises eyebrow The Rock?'
Wanda: "Yeah, I'm the one that's always stable and reliable, who loans money, gives advice, and helps you guys out, The Rock"
Pietro: "You should be wearing a Superhero outfit when you say that"
Wanda: "Don't mock The Rock!"

Scott: "My brother's been in the hospital so much they gave him a preferred customer card"
Alex: "One more head injury and we win a trip to Hawaii"

Peter: "I have an idea, Well at least hear me out first!"
Erik: "Uhh, Pet nobody objected"
Peter: "Oh, okay...Anyway, [insert smart plan here]"
Every:"..."
Peter: "Why are you looking at me approvingly?"
Erik: "Because I'm so proud of you"
Peter: "Well stop it your creeping me out"

Wanda: "I can't believe Peter did this to me I'm going to kill him!" storms out
Kurt: "We should probably warn him"
Alex: "Yeah, we should do a lot of things"

Wanda: "We went to the opera with you"
Erik: "Once, I've sat through three Rambo movies when was the last time you guys watched a foreign film?"
Pietro: "Didn't we just see Le Robocop?"

Alex: "There are two different types of pain, Pain and man pain"
Kurt: "What's man pain?"
Crystal: "Man pain is when you do something stupid"

Kaylin: "It's a warning light, didn't it occur to you there might be a little problem?"
Wanda: "I thought if there was a problem with the car that the light would get brighter, or there would be a buzzer"
Kaylin: "A buzzer? It's a car, not a game show"

Scott: "I don't think you realize whom you are talking to"
Random person: "Why sure, I'm talking to Scott Summers"
Scott: "Wow! I see my reputation precedes me"
Alex: "No it doesn't, he's just reading your name tag"

Erik: "How do I know you won't do anything this moronic in the future?"
Peter: "You can't"

Erik: "You don't recognize your own phone number?"
Pietro: "She changes it every week"
Alex: "Why do you do that?"
Kaylin: "Security"
Alex: leans in "Big Brother?"
Kaylin: "My whole freaking family, actually"

Jean: "What about Peter?"
Peter: hypnotism acting like a chicken
Scott: "I think he's happier that way"
Jean: raises an eyebrow "You think so?"
Scott: "Well, I'm happier to have him that way, at any rate"

Wanda: "I did get an 800 on my math SATs"
Pietro: "Is 800 the score or the number of times you brag about your score?"

Charles: "Sure, we've all wanted to kill
Stryker, but what good would that do?"
Erik: "It would make him dead"

Peter: "I hope I didn't just sign for a stolen jeep, Radar"
Crystal: "I don't watch Star Trek"