Inazuma Eleven ⚽

Joe King 2 🦁

(RICHIESTA FATTA DA Inaxuma_cuxcake SCUSAMI DAVVERO SE È CORTA MA NON AVEVO MOLTE IDEE :') )

"... This is a song about soft drinks, and nothing else
Get your mind out of the gutter
... Hey guys, are your lips dry?
Any desiccated ladies trying to get by?
I know the best way for the girls and the boys to
Come together and enjoy a little moisture
So you're waiting on the mate that's one-a-million?
And carbonation ain't the way that you envisioned
You say it's strange, but baby, shed your inhibitions
And let your date slip into something aluminium
... She's elegant and eloquent and so effervescent
Subtle bubbles in my stubble feeling ever so pleasant
Never thought I'd find a girl with such a delicate essence
Free with the meal deal at the delicatessen, uh
Saw you sittin' in the fridge with a twinkle
Are you a multipack can or are you single?
A little of sipping and a spritz isn't sinful
I'm just finna get my finger in your ring-pull
... So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you've been dreaming of
If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle 330 mL
Get lost in the froth as the foam expands
Get your lovin' while you're gluggin' on some OnlyCans
... Now you've seen other paysite galleries
But none of those girls taste like raspberries
So if you think we're just some obscene cannery
All our cans are over 18 calories
So, give a spray for some flirtatious behaviour
That come-hither hiss is what you came for
We've been brewing up a plethora of flavours
Say we're crude, you can never say we're tasteless
... So if you drink it straight or with a mixer
Bring a mister or a missus home for dinner
Everybody's got a different fizzle in their spritzer
What's it matter what ingredients are on your sticker?
I haven't met you all, but it's contextual
You're all impeccable if it's consensual
If you're ace, demi, pan, flexible
End of the day, we are all can-sexual
... So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you've been dreaming of
If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle 330 mL
We can semi-guarantee that we won't be banned
Get your lovin' while you're gluggin' on some OnlyCans
... May be fizzy, but I'll spit a little candour
Sure it's sticky, but we'll lick the spillage after
There's only one app for tin-can philanderers
Snapping what the can did with your candid camera
... Can a can can-can? Yes it can, all the cans in Cannes are
Canuck cans in Canada, manly cans in Canberra in canoes
Grabbing noodles and canoodling with cans in Can Tho
Mexican cans in Cancun
Scandalously scantily clad in their scanties and decanting at you
Camping with a Scandinavian can
Under a canopy, alone in a canyon with your can boo
... Share a cannoli with Italian cans on the canals before a candlelit dance
Then canter off to Canterbury for a canny romance, you better cancel your plans
This Can-sonova can't handle the demand
Of Cantabrian cañ-oritas in cantinas with fans on the Canary Islands
Strip canasta 'til you're down to your pants
And your can-panion froths over your hand
Damn, these Cantonese Shizes are your creamiest stans
So go over to Can-bodia
You can let the local flavour flow over you
Getting down with the hard, round chromium
Lovin's never been so low-sodium
... Can looking like a snack? That's a canapé
Can-paining like Barack? That's a candidate
Can sweet on your tongue? That's a candy cane
Can rocking them guns? That's some cannonade
Feel that can in your heart? That's a cannula
Can sends its regards? That's a canister
Inquisitive can? That's a canvasser
Insensitive can? Cantankerous
... So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you've been dreaming of
If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle 330 mL
Hey, don't touch, just hold the cam
Get your lovin' while you're gluggin' on some OnlyCans
... So download OnlyCans, the app for soda lovers
It's got very high ratings
Oh, oh no, sorry, it's... it's very hydrating, my mistake"

T/n pov

Ero seduta sul letto mentre guardavo il mio ragazzo giocare alla play con i suoi amici, David, Caleb e Jude

Joe: ragazzi smetterla di sparare a caso!

Jude: in chiamata con i 2 è Caleb che spara a caso

Caleb: senti chi parla, sei cieco!

Jude: minchia, parla lui

David: ragazzi-

Joe: ragazzi! concentrati!

Da quello che ho capito, i 2 che si litigano vivono insieme e quindi Joe e David devono fare tutto da soli, stavamo giocando a fortnite è stavamo perdendo

Joe: RAGAZZI FATE SILENZI- muore ...David vivi per noi-

David: sisi ho capito, devo fare tutto io, gusti che i fidanzatini stanno amoreggiando

Caleb e Jude che si sbaciucchiano

Caleb: non è vero!

Joe: sese-

T/n: ridacchia

Caleb: c'è anche la tua ragazza, Joe? scommetto che farete cose~

Joe: mi dispiace per Jude e anche per i vicini...

T/n: ridacchia

Caleb: pallosi..

T/n: che ha detto?

Joe: sei una persona simpatica

T/n: aww

Joe muta il microfono è si avvicina a me

T/n: huh? / Joe mi prende in braccio baciandomi tutto il viso

T/n: d-dai fermati! ridacchia

Joe: sai quanto è stressante giocare con quei 2? l'unico normale è David...

T/n: hai ragione, ma quei 2 sono seriamente fidanzati?

Joe: poveri vicini...

T/n: ride

Joe ritorna con le cuffie, salutando ai ragazzi e poi spegne la play

T/n: non giochi più

Joe: meglio dare affetto alla mia ragazza riprende a farle il solletico

T/n: ride

Amo la sua compagnia, mi fa sentire speciale! lo amo tanto

Joe: ti amo

T/n: anch'io... <3

"Vending machine of love..."

SI È MOLTO CORTA ANCHE SE LE PAROLE SONO TANTE PER IK TESTO DELLA CANZONE, SPERO DAVVERO CHE TI SIA PIACIUTA, NON ABEVO IDEE, ALLA PROSSIMA!

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