This morning I woke up to a cracking sound and the inability to breathe. I also had the suspicion that two skanky British hands were at my throat and pressing into it with two thumbs. I managed to pull the hands off me and shove the little brat to the floor.
Benatar had tried to crack my fucking windpipe while i was unconscious. I fucking hate him.
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Benatar Has Had Enough
ЮморBenatar's revenge: Cover and all images included are made by me. Incase you haven't caught on, this is satire. I'll probably come back and re edit this because right now it's short, rushed, unprofessional, and full of typos because I wrote this with...