Hello, it's me, Dee-Jay. I stole this diary from under Puff Puff's bunk. It was unused so I'm assuming it's mine now. He probably didn't even know it was there. Anyway this is my diary now and I will write my thoughts down in here because I can.
I think benatar is slowly trying to kill us.
Benatar has offerered to cook for us today. He brought out the whole ass cupboard to find the right utensils and everything. He made us a shitty 'bangers and mash' I'm assuming it's some British meal or something. Either way it was really shit coming from Benatar because I have terrible stomach ache and so does Axel and Puff. He probably poisoned us all because we kept teasing him about how his hair looks like the mcdonalds logo. Well, if he did poison us I'm not sure why he did it to me because Axel Is the one that said it. Benatar's such an ass.
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Benatar Has Had Enough
HumorBenatar's revenge: Cover and all images included are made by me. Incase you haven't caught on, this is satire. I'll probably come back and re edit this because right now it's short, rushed, unprofessional, and full of typos because I wrote this with...
