One day, Nicodemus got a little too frisky with the Word. Now, although he would definitely be persecuted if he told anyone, he's Christian-curious.
"Those rascal disciples are catching on," Nicodemus growled like a madman, "especially that one with abandonment issues."
Just then, Quintus approached him.
"Hey Nicodemus, could you do me a favor and spy on this Jesus guy. He's really sus in more ways than one."
"Yeah sure, it would be my pleasure. Not that I like listening to him I mean he's kinda crazy you know I just-"
"Thanks," Quintus said abruptly, whilst walking away.
Nicodemus tried hard to suppress a smile. He got to spend time with Jesus! Maybe all of his questions would be answered.
Later that day, as Nicodemus was going to spy, he ran into Jesus in the street.
"Hello my Brother in Me," Christ said.
"H-h-h-h-hi J-J-J-Jesus," Nicodemus stammered.
"Do you want to read my biography? I'm trying to rack up sales, you know?"
"Umm sure- I mean I guess," Nicodemus answered excitedly. Jesus handed him a copy of his book, it was called Holy Bible. "What does 'bible' even mean?"
Jesus thought for a minute. "I don't know, just sounded cool. I'm kind of broke right now so I'm trying to earn money. That tax collector is taking too long to follow me because he's dating a Roman soldier. And a very handsome one, at that."
Nicodemus blurted out the first thought that came to mind, without thinking through the possible ramifications, "I'LL BE YOUR SUGAR DADDY!"
Jesus stared at him in surprise. "Really?!?"
"Umm I uh-"
"Sounds great to me. See you around, Sugar Daddy Demus," Jesus said whilst walking off, with a slight wink of course.
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Jesus x John x Nicodemus
SpiritualThe one whom Christ loves (John) is a bit too affectionate with Jesus. Nicodemus tries to deal with his growing feelings for the enemy. Who will Jesus choose: the clingy disciple or the bad boy Pharisee?
