Weeks passed, and Nicodemus continued showering Jesus with his money and love. Eventually, Christ started getting bored with his forbidden lover.
"Nic daddy, I want more from you," Jesus whined seductively, "You've been cheap recently, and a girlboss queen like me deserves better."
Nicodemus didn't know what to do. "Um Lord, I'm so sorry Master. What can I do to make it up to you?"
"Take me on a romantic getaway," Jesus demanded.
Nicodemus bit his lip. "So demanding, I like that."
Afterward, Nicodemus and Jesus engaged in some celebratory unholy acts.
"It is finished," Jesus declared once it was finished.
"Indeed my Lord, it is finished," Nicodemus mimicked.
"Now, time to book us a nice cruise. I heard this dude named Noah has a fancy ark, what do you think?"
"Heaven yeah!!" Nicodemus rejoiced, "that sounds splendid."
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Jesus x John x Nicodemus
SpiritualThe one whom Christ loves (John) is a bit too affectionate with Jesus. Nicodemus tries to deal with his growing feelings for the enemy. Who will Jesus choose: the clingy disciple or the bad boy Pharisee?
