A few weeks go by, and it's finally time for the romantic cruise getaway. Nicodaddy and Lil J pack their bags, and prepare for their special time together.
"Nic babe I want you to wear that super revealing lingerie I spawned for you. I love when you're all submissive and exposed," Jesus says playfully.
"Of course, I always do what daddy says. I'm so meek for you baby girl," Nicodemus responds while pulling Jesus in for a lick.
A couple days later, they board the ark. Luckily, Jesus set Noah up with Mary, his mother, so Noah didn't have to marry his children anymore. It's always hard to keep humankind going when the only reproductive options are with your own offspring. But, Noah is a very Job 31 man, so J-dawg did him a solid.
"I can't thank you enough," Noah exclaims, "I was NOT looking forward to incestuous relations with my son, Ham."
And so the ark set off, opens waters ahead and nothing but sexual tension on deck. Jeezy Boi and Steamy Deemy couldn't wait to hit the hay (literally, it's a boat full of animals of course they have to sleep on hay) and get frisky with the Scriptures. Everything was smooth sailing until Jesus looks out onto the horizon and sees the most horrendous sight.
"JOHN?!?!?" Jesus shouts, "WHAT THE HEAVEN ARE YOU DOING SWIMMING BEHIND OUR BOAT?!?"
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Jesus x John x Nicodemus
SpiritualThe one whom Christ loves (John) is a bit too affectionate with Jesus. Nicodemus tries to deal with his growing feelings for the enemy. Who will Jesus choose: the clingy disciple or the bad boy Pharisee?
