stupid ass omori crackfic at 2 in the afternoon (suntan)

balls

aubeyr was crying loudly at a table and being gay
maris ghost sits next to her
"whats wrong bestie"
cotton candy headed bitch stares in silence for a minute (ichi ni san shi go fun)

"mario?"
"its amri u dumbass unicorn love child"
"i missed yuo so much"
"same"

they embraced
amri gets up and brushes off her dress
"elmo-"
"it's arby"
"elmers glue- i have to tell you something"
"what is it, baldi?"
"shut the fuck up you pinkie pie looking son of a bi- i mean, i have some wisdom for you"
"oh wow. what is it?"
"dont repeat urself. and the wisdom is....i am actually peppa pig"

mari takes off her suit to reveal peppa
aubrey stares in shock "what the actual fuck"
peppa glances to the side, ashamed. "im really sorry arbys, im sorry for lying to you..and to everybody...i'm- i'm just so-"
suddenly peppa pig breaks down in a flood of tears!1!

"I'M SO SORRY! FOR EVERYTHING! I'M SO SORRY, ELMO!"
egbert sighed and fixed her bow. "it's okay, ma- i mean, peppa. i forgive you because yu called me arbys, it was very pog"
"if you ever say pog again ill grind your fingernails off with a cheese grater and sprinkle the remains on your fathers grave. but yeah, thank you for forgiving me" peppa smiled

arbys smiled back. "so is there anything else you wanna tell me?"
peppa looked up at her. "oh, yeah. yer a lesbian, arbys!1! ok bye"

and peppa/mari walked into the street, turned to face eggplant, and got hit with a fucking bus mean girls style.
she then got sent to a hospital. very sad, boohoo (this is a major event in this series)

what the fuck is wrong with me why did i write this where do i get these ideas