stupid ass omori crackfic at 2 in the afternoon (suntan)

chase gets burgers on his mind (real)

"i fucking hate you" said aujbery. "fuck you." susnuny respedonied. they had been getting into a lot more fights and chaos since mari died and they started to blame each other for her death because theyre L+Ratio+Bozos. aubrbey took sussy by the shirt collar and threw him. "GUSY!! WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU OVERHEATED POPTARTS" screamed kle as he picked snuny up from the floor.

"im sorry," said aureybr. "i didn t mena to but it was all suyyns fault!!!" "no its wasnt auryeby youre an idiot. it was chase paw patrols" said kleo. snuyn and aurbey gasped. "omg, yeah. ur right kill." said them both. ya. "ok, lets go to walmart. follow me guys" said kil, but snuy started walking towards somewhere else.

TW: guns, shooting with burgers

everyone assumed he was just going for a walk. but he wasnt. he stopped at the gun shop and paid 20 dollars he got from kels wardrobe to buy a gun. he walked out with a burger gun, that put burgers on your mind. he swore he'd get his revenge. he stopped at the mavericks house first, cokcing his gun. he knocked and the maverck opened the door, saying "is this the underaged anime girl of the year club?" before sunuy put burgers on his mind. maybe it was a good thing....

the next stop was mikus. as she sang on her stage, he decided that she was too precious and barely hurt his sister anyways, so he just put her on the watchlist and left. as he trudged to spaceboy's, spaceboy jumped out at him and grabbed his hands, begging for a chance. he said he originally wnated to join, but left at some point because he didnt wanna hurt peppa. then chase held him hostage for revenge.

captain spaceboy begged snuy to team up, snusny said "ok." spaceboy used his space guns and they headed over to the final boss's house....

chase paw patrol.

when sussy stopped at chases, he loaded up on bullets. he hated chase with a burning passion and was going to put burgers on his mind whether he liked it or not. he broke in, shooting chase multiple times with the burger gun. chase fell over, clutching where he got shot. "owie, that hurt" he whined. "but even so, burgers will never be on my mind." he got up and shot snutny with a non-burger gun, and spaceboy quickly whacked chase from behind before bandaging up susny. chase got up and tried to hit him again, but spaceboy blocked his attack.

he stabbed chase in the stomach with burgers, and then smacked the shit out of that fucking ugly asshole. chase bled out on the floor and died. maybe. well, he wasn't dead. spaceboy knew that. he'd need an army to end him. but still, he felt hed won. he grabbed sunyn and flipped him over his shoulder, taking him home.