tails was taking his customary stroll along the park (there were so much trees) when BOOM no longer does he own a tail. "GASP" tails gasped as he looked behind him. he was bleeding a lot from his butt where his tail used to be. "gotta go fast" he said in a american accent. he zoomed to the doctors where doctor knuckles glued his ass back together.
"tails u gotta be more careful" said doc knuckles. "if u die again u will not respawn" tails didnt care he ran all the way back to the park to try and find his missing tail. he sniffed around a bit to find the scent, but he didnt need to as there was a blood trail that the amputated tail left behind.
"aha!" said tails and he ran 69 kilometres to get to pikachus house where the blood trail ended.
knock knock. there was a muffled scream from inside the housse that sounded a sus amount like pikuachu. tails didnt care he wasnt even friends with pikachu. "hello whoevers inside can u open the door im cold out here" it had started raining and tails was wet and cold and depressed bc his tail was gone.
luckily he was let in... straight into a fire. "OUCH!!!" he screamed, he was on fire. "lookin hot" smirked none other than hatsune miku herself.
"miku wtf are u doing here?" questioned tails once he wasnt on fire anymore.
"I live here." she said ominously. tails felt very threatened by her alpha wolf energy so he crept to the cupboard under the stairs to hide from her. he quietly opened the door when...
he was face to face with pikachu! "mmfffmmfmfmfm" pikachu was sadly gagged and tied up (kinky) so he coulnt speak properly, but if he could speak properly he would be saying "pls help me, miku tied me up and took over my house and locked be in my cupboard under the stairs"
first miku steals tails' tail then she locks pikachu up in his own house? this is unacceptable, thinks tails. he cries for a bit and then falls down into shreks evil lair.
shrek is boiling up some pigeons to eat for dinner and tails falls into his yummy soup. shrek nearly eats tails but tails whips shrek in the face with his enormous cock and shrek dies. tails grabs shreks bazooka and goes back to pikachus house. he saves pikachu and blasts miku in the face.
"oh no!" he realises that miku still has his tail so he revives her but before he can get the tail she runs away... and guess what HIS TAIL IS ATTACHED TO HER ASS
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how tails' tail got snatched
Fanfictiontails was at the park one day then BOOM his tail was gone
