how tails' tail got snatched

twas the night after tails lost his tail

"oh woe is meeeee" tails sighed. he's rly sad now. in his depresso espresso arc even. miku wont even apologise for losing tails' tail to a evil frog.

He's at the strip club when he sees the most beautiful person hes ever witnessed. the green skin, the luscious lips and most of all the feet. "shrek" breaths tails. he instanlty forgets all the bad shit shreks done to him, shrek stripper walks over to tails "tailssssss" he purrs like the fucking furry that he is.

************BE WARNED THERE IS GONNA BE SMUT (just a little)***************

"uwu" tails moans. shrek thinks its so hot and smexy.

they r now at shreks house that is just a hole in the ground behind a shed, passionately and aggressively making out. shrek feels his tongue intertwine with tails and shoves his shoe-shaped dick into tails and then he cums a lot and dies.

"tehe" says tails. his plan is working he steals all shreks stuff and leaves to go bribe kermit into giving his stuff back.

kermit is being fucked by squidward when tails walked in "u WHORE" he says disgustedly (yea he forgot he hooked up with a rando ogre last night) "no u" replies kermit "uno reverse card BITCH" *agressively gasps* "how dare u say the bitch word to me >:(" "veyr easiliy" he says with bad grammar.

squidward fucking ascends. "HOW DARE U SPEAK THOse FITHLY WORDS IN MY DOMAIN. I WILL SMITE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

the smiting has begun. the world is on fire, theft and minecraft pillagers are fucking everywhere, kids have guns and knives, the evil crime lord squidward is smiting mortals left right and centre. soon there will be no one left. but there is one hero left in this world abandoned by the gods... KENROT THE FORNG.\!!!!!\\

MRENOT LE FROGE ABSOLUTELLY TRASHES SQUIDWARD, leaving even more chaos in his wake as in order to get to squidward who was hiding on the sun at the time, kremit had to blow up the sun and the moon and also neptune. "oh dear" he says with sadness. who is going to make cheese now that the moon is gone?

krmrit calls up his good friend georgie pig, who has anger issues from being the annoying side character in a kids tv show about his sister (sibling rivalry am i right) so he was able to use all his rage and anger and direct it at the space-time continuum and reverse it all back to when squidward isnt alive (it was only squidward who was affected by the change).

"thanks broski u've rly helped me out" kermit thanks georgie pig dearly for his help in saving the universe. doesnt even give him a medal honestly. "ur so welcome my dude. anything for the brooooos." they smash their heads together and fistbump and kiss each other as homies do of course (btw geogre le pig is old like peppa is canonically in sonic x gievr so he's like twenty something idk do the maths if u really care that much)

so now that squidward is defeated, tails can resume his previous line of inquiry. squshing a bit of burning building and munching it down into his guts, he attempts to trick kermot into returning his tail. unfortunately for tails, kerit is too slay to be gaslit into restoring tails to his previous bodily autonomy, but he also doesnt really want the tail (doesnt match his interior design) so he just yeets it into space where it llamas onto Pluto, the Planet that Deserved Better.

"oh no!!" gasps tails surpriseldy. "how could this happen!!!"

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" cackles kermit evilly, before leaving and becoming a fortnite streamer and porn star.

TO BE CONTINUED..........