how tails' tail got snatched

revenge arc???

a shadowy figure crept into the dark alleyway. another sus person was waiting for them. "do u have it?" "ye i got it" something... a tail... was passed between them. then tails woke up.

"DAMN what a great premonition i just had" tails now was 100% sure that his tail was not with hatsune miku anymore but still he had his priorities to uphold so he stalked all her socials and messaged her. "sup bbg wanna meet up sometime ;)" she didnt respond so he got depressed and walked back to the park where his tail was taken and cried for a day

He used his tears to mix with mikus hair and summon her. oH nO the spell went wrong and tails was teleported to KanyeLand which is kinda like seaworld or disney world or whatever, but kanye version. "woah ive never been outside my small town in oklahoma this is fucking weird" tails proclaimed, tripping over a small child and punching it in the face.

unfortunately for him, the cops were right next to him and the child's crying brought their attention to tails. "oh shit" he zoomed around everything and got to the top of the highest rollercoaster, when bright blue hair catches his eye. miku's hair shines brightly, almost as bright as the aliens from zombies 3. tails parachutes down to her and she runs away, causing a meteor to crush Kanyeland only to reveal...

a secret tunnel! tails feels in his testicles that it must lead to mikus home. kinda sad that she lives under kanae nae land but whatever.

tails creeps to the tunnel and uses his toothbrush to scrape away the dirt. he also bashes some guards face in and then brushes his teeth with the blood bc he's just that edgy. inside the tunnel is blue fairy lights that are the exact same colour as miku's hair! "oh no u dont" kermit the frog appears and cracks a frying pan over tails head.

when tails regains conciousness, the first thing he sees is the evil sorceress' face above him, smirking. "u woke up" smirks miku smirkily.

woah tails thinks. her eyes are such a nice colour. he gasps, horrified with himself. he needs to get his tail back and fast. quickly, he bites away the ropes that are tying him to a chair. clearly whoever tied him up wasnt prepared to deal with tooth havers. 

he somersaults away from miku, kicking her in the face and silencing her with a quick stab. then after he's tied her loyal servant kermit le froge up into a pretzel, he grabs all miku's valuables and throws it all into a hessian sack, then yeets himself the fuck outta there.

miku's fucking rich so tails sells all her shit on the black market and  gets rich himself.

"uoiruhvfejcencrouefdn2" he got drunk on 10 bottles of vodka and hallucinated eminem and knuckles having sex. it wasnt a hallucination and soon tails is punched in the face by reality when he has a hangover.

its the middle of the night and there's someone at tails' house... who could it be he wonders. its miku, here to beat up tails. "yo bitch im here for murder" shes halfway into murder when she realises that she needs to be friends with tails for unspecified reasons

"ahahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahhahahaahha i know that we're enemies but do u wanna team up against kemirt le frorrge." tails thinks that miku's sussy, and so he refuses her offer, but then BANG the door explodes and kermit appears with a rifle.