My Haunted Hero Academia

The Hero and The Nerd

Ashido blossomed up again, "Ok, who's ready to tell the next story?". The whole room went silent for a few seconds. Awkardly holding her smile, Ashido looked around the class, waiting for anybody to speak up. 

Before long, her smile dropped, "Alright", she responded, "looks like we're doing this the old fashioned way. Ojiro, you know the drill." Ojiro turned around, tail laid down right in the middle of the circle. "Looks like we're pulling hairs," explained Ashido, "whoever pulls the shortest hair gets to tell the story, no ifs, ands, ors, or buts." Mineta chuckled at that last word. 

As everybody pulled their hair, Sero measured them with his tape. "Well folks," he exclaimed, "We have a loser!" and pointed right at Bakugo. "Oh, screw me...." groaned Bakugo, "I never even wanted any part of this in the first place." Midoriya sighed, "Come on Kacchan, you gotta have at least one story you've heard before." Bakugo turned to him, "NO!" Shoto spoke up, "Fine, then I guess Midoriya is better at telling scary stories."

This instantly brought Bakugo's blood to a boil, "FINE! I GOT A STORY THAT'LL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF!"

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Chaos was erupting in the big city. Once again, a villain had broken free and was causing massive panic and destruction. All seemed lost until one brave and powerful hero showed up to the scene, letting out his ever amazing battle cry, "DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The crowd cheered at the sight of the most powerful hero in the world, Katsuki Bakugo! But following him was Deku, who was freaking out, "OhMyGoshKacchanLookAtTheSizeOfThatVillainWhatAreWeGonnaDo!?!?!" Bakugo spoke up, "Stand back Nerd, I got this!" as he charged right at the villain, bringing it to the ground after one explosive punch, sending the criminal flying. 

The monster morphed back into a human after fainting as the police finally showed up. Everybody cheered once more for Bakugo as Deku watched in amazement, "Wow Kacchan, you're so cool!" Bakugo smirked, "I know." But then, the villain came to while being hauled away. He turned right towards Bakugo and Deku, and immediately hit them both with a blinding light, which was the last thing they both remembered before being knocked out.

Bakugo woke up in a hospital bed. "UGHLLL, what the heck just happened?" he groaned. Recovery Girl walked up, "Oh, thanks goodness you're ok!" she said, "How do you feel?" Bakugo groaned some more, "I feel...just a little weird, did that villain try to hurt me?" Recovery Girl glanced to Bakugo's right "Well...." she said nervously. Bakugo was losing patience, "'Well' what?!"

Just then, he heard a familiar groaning, "Ohhhhh, where am I?" The sheets next to Bakugo rustled and out popped Deku, "Kacchan...?" he mumbled as Bakugo sighed out of frustration of dealing with him again this soon. Deku tried to get up, but as he moved forward, so did Kacchan. He tried raising his left arm, but when he did, Bakugo could feel his right arm moving too. They were confused until they both looked to their side...

"WHAT THE HELLLLLLLL!?!?!"

Bakugo and Deku had somehow become merged together, with Bakugo's right arm being fused into Deku's left. Recovery Girl tried to calm them down, but to no avail. "Is this what that damn villain's quirk is?" screamed Bakugo, "Getting two people stuck together?" Deku tried to console him, "Calm down Kacchan, it could be worse." "Worse?" Bakugo screamed, "How can things be any worse? Look around us, we're in the threshold of Hell!" Deku stood his ground, "We can fix this, I'm sure we can!"  The explosion hero was still skeptical, "And what makes you so sure?" Deku simply responded, "You just gotta have hope." and Bakugo sighed in response, he still could not believe he was stuck to this dunce.