“Rabbit, mammal, Oryctolagus cuniculus, Leporidae family. A common family pet. The white rabbit is especially popular, and thrives in grasslands and forests with their strong reproductive capacity. In 1202, the famous mathematician Fibonacci once used rabbits as an example...”White Moonlight Entertainment building, 9th floor multifunction zone.
Wu Jin held a whole batch of little white rabbits as he ran along the corridor. The AI in his terminal headset was reading out the entry for rabbits from the encyclopedia.
The entrance to the White Moonlight clinic on the 9th floor was deserted at noon on a Saturday.
At this time, it was the weekend again, and most trainees were wandering around on the street outside while the professional players had their own private doctors.
The infirmary was empty.
The doctor on duty was reading the newspaper in his seat when he heard a knock on the door outside. The sound was heavy and didn’t sound like knuckles knocking, but more like elbows––
The door creaked open.
The doctor smiled as he looked at Wu Jin, who’d knocked respectfully on the door with his elbow, “Oh, Little Witch. Why are you holding a litter of rabbits––what, what did you say?”
Wu Jin still looked a little dazed as he reported earnestly, “When I left, there was only one rabbit in my bedroom, but when I came back, there were 12 rabbits. Brother Rabbit is the rabbit that I raised, and he’s a male rabbit, but when I entered the room just now––”
Wu Jin choked and stuttered, “He was still with the female rabbit... with the female rabbit...”
The doctor began to eat melon seeds, “Ooh!”
Wu Jin asked stupidly, “Take a look, can Brother Rabbit still be saved?”
“......” The doctor, “Hahahahahahaha-hic, hahaha. There’s no saving it. Just let it be a rabbit.”
Wu Jin choked.
His Brother Rabbit, the one that was small and soft and rolled into a ball when lying on a pillow, the Brother Rabbit that slept so quietly! He now only knew how to do those kinds of primitive motions. If he pulled Brother Rabbit away from the female rabbit, Brother Rabbit would quickly jump back to the female rabbit to continue his original movements...
The doctor coughed and spoke earnestly, “The skies will rain, and rabbits will have babies. This is the nature of small animals. Male rabbits start mating based on season or due to external inducement. Your rabbit... Brother Rabbit, if you block him, your pillow, desk, and chair in your bedroom might all get peed on, understand?”
“If that’s really not acceptable, we can do an operation for him, but I can’t do that here. When I was a medical student, rabbits were used for dissection practice, and I’m not very good at precise cuts!”
Ten minutes later, Wu Jin went back out with a litter of rabbits in his arms. Before he left, he tried to ask, “Can our company help raise little rabbits?”
The doctor waved his hand, “No. The robot only knows how to take care of normal rabbits. It’s best to find owners for them that can take charge of their lives!”
Wu Jin nodded repeatedly, then suddenly thought of something and asked, “Can you check to see when the female rabbit got pregnant?”
......
The door to the infirmary closed behind him.
Wu Jin looked at the note in his hand. Science and technology in the 31st century was really shocking. Perhaps it was because the development of the agricultural industry had already reached its peak, but the robot that had a full knowledge reserve only needed to take one look at the female rabbit to write out a specific date for Wu Jin.
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