crack drabble thing
"Jesus, you all have such fuckin' old people names," Richie laughed, while The Losers and Patty were all sat in Ben and Bev's living room, and they all glared at him. "Well, besides Patty and me."
"Excuse me?" Eddie laughed, "Your name is fucking Richard. Hell- your middle name is Wentworth!"
Patty giggled, "Wentworth? Wow, I didn't know that. And I suppose mine is a bit old fashioned, Patricia, but Richard, Edward, Stanley, Benjamin, Beverly, and William are definitely worse."
"You're forgetting Micheal." Bev smirked.
"No, I'd say Micheal is normal. I know more Micheal's than I do Edwards."
"That is the second time you mocked my name!" Eddie scoffed and Richie laughed. "Fuck you, Richard."
"Gladly, Edward."
"I still don't understand how Bill's name is William but he goes by Bill." Stan spoke up, and Bill glared at him.
"Y'know, R-Richie co-could go by D-Dick rather th-than Richie." Bill changed the topic, and Richie beamed.
"Why yes, my good fellows, call me Dick Wentworth Tozier from now on!" The British Guy (Richie) began, and Eddie grabbed a throw pillow and chucked it at Richie.
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it oneshots
FanfictionJust random IT oneshots, imagines, and headcanons! Also if you have any suggestions or recommendations, please let me know! (Btw, I have watched the IT movies, miniseries, and I read the entire book, but if you think I have messed up any of the cha...
