KBTBB Oneshots

Doggy Status

You were sick of it. You were sick of it all. If Ota called you Koro or made a stupid dog joke one more time, you were sure you were going to kill him. You felt so unappreciated every time Ota demoted you to doggy status. You just wanted to be treated like a normal human being. Is that too much to ask for?!
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Once again, you were gathered with the guys in the penthouse lounge. You sat there quietly and listened as the guys discussed an upcoming auction.
"Well the auction has got to be next Wednesday, when the stars align," Baba said somewhat seriously (well as serious as Baba CAN get).
You let out a small chuckle that went unnoticed by the guys. 'Baba is always so superstitious.' You thought fondly.
Just then, you heard your name and looked up.
"Huh?"
"We were just reminiscing about your romantic first meeting with Ota," Baba smirked.
You rolled your eyes and said quite sarcastically, "Oh yeah, sooooo romantic. I've always wanted to be bought at an auction. It's every little girl's dream." You feigned a dreamy look.
Baba laughed his usual laugh and the others just chuckled, giving Ota a teasing smile.
Ota glared down at you.
If looks could kill...
"Well whatever, it's not like I need to take a pet out to dinner or something. Wouldn't want her to bite the waiter's leg," Ota said smugly.
'It's not like he'd take me on a date anyway. That asshole...' You thought about Ota.
Ota glanced at your face which was reddened with anger, and playfully stuck his tongue out.
At this point, you could practically burst with anger. Your mind wildly thought of another good point to add to your argument.
'So you'd normally kiss your pets, Ota? Because last I remember, you're the one who made a move on me!' You thought, but figured it too embarrassing to say aloud.
Luckily Baba saw your violent expression and decided to change the subject.
"Well anyway, I've got lots of stuff I need to get rid of, so the auction should be very successful." Baba smiled, expecting the others to work with him, but no one else bothered to change the topic. They were far too interested in the drama.
Ota was no help at all either. His stubborn personality just had to pick on you some more. He turned to Eisuke before asking,
"Eisuke, will you be selling any more pets. I'd like to add to my collection. Perhaps a busty blonde?"
Everyone looked to you for a reaction, but you simply sat there calmly and looked bored. On the inside, however, you were struggling not to strangle Ota.
"Hmph. Used to his rude comments already," Eisuke asked.
"I should be. I hear them 24/7," you mumbled, "It's all that comes out of his damn mouth."
Ota glared daggers yet again.
You were definitely going to receive later punishment for that comment.

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