KBTBB Oneshots

A Very Punny MC

You sat contently in Ota's lap as he dried your damp hair. Your eyelids felt slightly heavy as you enjoyed his gentle touches. You always love it when he plays with your hair. It's soothing and never fails to make you feel comfortable and safe.
"All right, finished!" Ota says as he puts down the blow dryer and begins to run his fingers through your hair.
He chuckles a bit before adding, "I really love your hair ______! It's so fluffy and adorable after I blow dry it!"
A slight blush crept across your face and you just knew you couldn't pass up this golden opportunity. A devilish smirk spread across your lips and you shifted in Ota's lap. You turned your head to watch him, unable to resist observing his reaction. You quietly cleared your throat before your big moment.
"Ahem, then I guess you could say... It really grew on you?"
You stared at him with wide and hopeful eyes, awaiting his response.
Ota stared right back, still trying to process your corny pun. His expression was mixed, and you immediately began to regret your decision. He looked slightly confused, judgmental, and amused, with an almost unidentifiable smirk playing across his lips.
'Maybe he doesn't quite understand the joke?' You guessed. 'Well in that case, I should explain it to him!'
Your voice started out small as you began to speak with uncertainty, "U-uhmm... Get it? Because you said you liked my hair... S-so it grew on you, right? B-because hair grows...and all... G-get it?"
Ota continued to stare at your face, making you blush and shrink with unease.
Then all of a sudden, he burst with laughter.
"Pfft! Hahahhaha! Of course I got it, dummy! It's just... that joke was so lame! I can't believe you! Haha I can't believe I fell for such a dork," he blurted between laughs.
You blushed deeply.
"H-hey! I'm not a dork!"
Ota grabs you and pulls you closer to his chest as he wraps his arms around your waist. He rests his chin on your shoulder and looks at you with a huge smile.
'Oh gosh. His face is so close to mine... what do I do?'
Just then, Ota interrupts your thoughts by gently kissing your heated cheek. You blush even deeper as you turn your head to face him. You notice the huge smile has disappeared from his face and has been replaced with a lusty gaze. He gently placed his hand on your jaw, pulling your face closer to his. He kissed your lips with a gentle yet deep passion. You were swept away in an instant.
He pulled away and you sighed.
"Ota..." you murmured, half in a daze.
"Dummy, quit spacing out like that." He smiled gently, a playful tone in his voice.
"I-I can't help it. You've swept me away, Ota," you respond with all seriousness, looking down in thought.
Ota held you tighter and placed little kisses all over your neck. You cringed with sensitivity as Ota's kisses tickled your neck. You heard him let out a quiet laugh as you slightly pulled away.
"Tickles?" Ota questioned.
You turned around to face Ota, straddling him. Without saying much, you pulled him close and kissed him deeply. You pulled away, and with hardly any space between your bodies, you both blushed.

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Aaaaaand I'll stop there because I don't have faith in my smut writing capabilities. Haha I hope you liked this chapter, because I really liked writing it. I was brushing my hair the other day when this pun just popped into my head. I was inspired and immediately wrote this quick fanfic. Haha I'm so lame, I know.
Anyway, I did a quick alternate ending, because I like to think I'm a master of stupid jokes. Enjoy!~

~~~Alternate Ending~~~
Then all of a sudden, he burst with laughter.
"Pfft! Hahahhaha! Of course I got it, dummy! It's just... that joke was so lame! I can't believe you! Haha I can't believe I fell for such a dork," he blurted between laughs.
You blushed deeply.
"H-hey! I'm not a dork!"
You paused and thought, 'Dare I? Dare I go for another lame joke?'
"I'm not a dork, but I may just be adorkable!"
At this, Ota's laughter subsided. You looked up at him again.
"Am I pushing it?"
"Yep. You're cute, but nobody's cute enough to get away with that joke."
"Got it."
You both smiled at each other until Ota leaned in and gave you a quick peck on the cheek.