KBTBB Oneshots

Pick-Up Lines

You and Ota chuckled as you watched Baba attempt to get a girl's number. It was a relaxing night out. You, Ota, and Baba were sitting at a bar enjoying your long awaited night off. Ota had just completed a masterpiece after months of work, Baba came back from a heist in Europe that lasted two weeks, and you had finished your shift at work. All was well, so that obviously called for a celebration. But what's a trip to the bar without Baba hitting on every girl in sight? You didn't mind much though. After all, it was free entertainment. Baba's silly pick up lines were always your favorite. They never failed to make you laugh. However, you wondered, "How could any girl be swept away by those awful lines?"
Ota replied to your unconsciously spoken thoughts.
"Pfft. I really don't know. Ask him that," Ota said as he pointed a finger at the flirtatious man in front him.
"What? Back so soon," you smirked at Baba.
"Yeah... Turns out she has a boyfriend."
Ota burst with laughter at Baba's dejected face.
"Or maybe your horrible pick up lines scared her away," Ota suggested with a grin.
"Huh?! My pick up lines are great! Right, ____?!"
"Uh... I mean, they could use some work," you spoke as you avoided Baba's gaze.
"Wha?! As if you could come up with better!"
Ota's grin turned into a sly smirk and it was obvious he had an idea.
"Oh no," you muttered.
"Oh yes!" Ota exclaimed, "Challenge time! Give me your best pick up line, and I'll decide which I like more. Loser has to do whatever the winner says!"
"Why do you get to be the judge?" You questioned.
"Uh-uh! No more questions or you automatically lose."
Hearing that raised even more questions, but you decided it best to keep your mouth shut.
"Alright. Write your winning line on a napkin and when time is up, I'll choose which is better," Ota announced as he handed a napkin to both you and Baba.
You rolled your eyes at this childish game. You almost decided that there was no way you'd go along with this, until you saw Baba's face. His confident, smug looking face made you want to kick his butt. There's no way you'd pass up this opportunity to beat Baba at his own game.
You slid the napkin closer to you and began to rack your mind for the best pick up line you knew.
~~~five minutes later~~~
You were somewhat confident in your line; however, Baba was radiating confidence.
"Let's see yours, Baba," Ota said.
Baba lifted his napkin and Ota read in a sensual voice,
"Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How 'bout a workout?"
Ota chuckled as he finished reading.
"Pretty good. Now it's your turn, ____."
You handed Ota your scribbled on napkin.
He read, "Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."
Ota smiled slightly and mumbled, "Cute."
"So who won?" You and Baba asked in unison.
"Hmmm... Tough choice, but I'm gonna have to say the winner is... Baba."
"Wha?!! But his was gross! What girl would think that's romantic?!"
"I didn't say it had to be romantic. After all, I'm the judge, not some girl. I thought it was hot."
"Huh? Of course you liked it, you perv. So if mine were more perverted, then I would've won?"
Baba chimed in, "Oh, don't be a sore loser, ____."
"I'm not," you pouted, "Just tell me what you want so I can get it over with."
Baba thought for a quick moment before deciding.
'He came up with a request way too fast. I'm sure he decided what he wanted even before he won. What a smug asshole...' You thought, but soon Baba interrupted your inner monologue with his request.
"How about a date?" Baba asked with an all too innocent smile.
"Huh?" You questioned, dumbfounded.
"A date," Baba repeated.
Ota chuckled in the background. "Typical Baba," he said, getting up from his seat. "I gotta go to my studio, but you two have fun on your date, okay?" He winked at you before turning and leaving.
You simply sat still in your seat, awkward and confused.
"Of course this wouldn't be our date. Haha We'll go after your work tomorrow. Pick you up at 8?"
"Sure..." You replied slowly, still not quite understanding the situation.
Baba got up and walked over to.
"See you then," he said before leaning in and kissing you on the cheek.
You blushed furiously as you watched Baba exit the bar.
"Well, I guess I have a date tomorrow..." you mumbled to yourself with a hand cupping your heated cheek and a smile playing across your lips.

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There's really no romance in this... Oops. Haha Hope you enjoyed anyway. This idea just popped into my head, so I had to write it. I really wanted the story to have pick up lines in it, so I threw those in too. X) What's the best pick up line you've heard?? I love hearing them, so comment your faves! Please!

~~~ Alternate ending/prompt~~~
"I'm not," you pouted, "Just tell me what you want so I can get it over with."
"Hmmm... I want you to... spend 24 hours with yours truly," Baba said, pointing at himself.
You turned to Ota in disbelief. "Can he ask for that? 24 hours seems like a bit much."
Ota replied, "Oh? Who cares? I don't make the rules."
"But you have been!! What's wrong with you people?!"
"24 hours starting now," Baba requested.

~(Imagine what happens next. Create your own ending! ^.^ Fun, right?)~