KBTBB Oneshots

A Very Punny MC

Baba peeked over your shoulder, directing you on how to lift a finger print. Your breaths were slow and even as you concentrated on your craft. You quickly glanced at Baba before returning back to work. His hovering really got on your nerves; however, he was a great help whenever you got stuck.
He's been training you to become a thief like himself, since he claimed, "Missions are lonely. I need some comforting and womanly charm while I work."
You rolled your eyes at the recollection before getting back to the task in front of you.
After a short while, you stood suddenly and exclaimed, "Baba! Look, I did it!" You shoved the lifted print towards his face to show him your pride and joy.
He observed your expression with a raised eyebrow before letting out a chuckle.
"What's so funny," you demanded.
"Well I didn't think you'd get so excited about it. Haha But you did a great job. Good girl," he smiled.
Suddenly, you two heard quiet footsteps approaching and decided to make a run for it. As you fled the scene, hand in hand, you felt euphoria from finishing your first mission. The thrill was like nothing you've ever had the pleasure of experiencing before. You felt even happier, knowing you were going to return a stolen item to it's rightful owner.
After returning to the hotel, Baba poured drinks to celebrate your first success.
"Wow _______, you're really learning a lot from me, aren't you?" Baba looked at you with a smirk.
You rolled your eyes.
"Yeah right, maybe i'm just naturally good at things like this."
Baba replied, "Uh huh. Well you still have a lot to learn from me about stealing things anyway."
"Careful, Baba. Teach me too much and I just might be able to steal your heart," you said, giving him a playful wink.
Baba's eyes widened with surprise before he burst with laughter.
"Hahahaha, _______, I'm not even that bad with my pick up lines! Pfft!"
"You are too! Your lines are about ten times as bad as mine!"
You sat on the bed with a slight blush and took a gulp of alcohol. Baba walked over to you and sat down.
"Oh, no need to pout," he said half jokingly while gazing at your face.
You turned your head to face him and stuck out your tongue. Baba chuckled again before leaning in and taking advantage of your already open mouth. His kiss was passionate and intoxicating. He pulled away, but continued to hold you close. Your face was pressed against his chest in an embrace as he rested his chin on your shoulder. He carefully brought his lips to your ear and whispered,
"You've already stolen my heart."
You held Baba tighter and hid your blushing face in the crook of his neck.
"Hah. Told you it wasn't a bad line."
Baba agreed. "Maybe it isn't so bad after all," he smiled before softly kissing the top of your head.

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Baba is the sweetest. *^* Ugh, he's just so cute. Hope you enjoyed this chapter! The next one is quite similar in that I make stupid puns/jokes. XD See ya next time! And don't forget to comment, cause I love hearing from you all! :)