Welcome to my Nightmare

The Angry Bird Beanie of Justice

*Alison*

"Okay, question time!" I shout into the camera, while Mari dances behind me for some reason beyond comprehension.

"Question one; What are you like in real life?" I ask, spinning in my chair to face Mari.

"Well, I'm a narwhal in my spare time" Mari said, as she sat in her chair.

"And I'm a rather intelligent species of fish" I chime in, scrolling down on my phone looking for another question.

"Pet dinosaur or pet robot?"

"Dinosaur! Could you imagine what that could be like?" I said excitedly, reaching over and grabbing my toy dinosaur, which was supposed to be a background, and pet it.

"Fuck no!" Mari shouts, even though we'd have to bleep out the swear words she says "I'd want some robots up in this bitch!"

I put on a horrified expression, and ready myself to launch.

"Attack her my dino!" I shout, and pounce on her with the dinosaur.

"Nooooooo!" Mari shouts dramatically, and I sit back in my seat laughing.

"Shall we begin our first ever challenge on our first ever episode?" I ask as soon as we calmed down.

Mari nodded, and I hand her the phone like it is a flaming commemorative beacon.

I see Mari eyes scan the text on the phone, and she whistles, her eyes screaming 'what the hell?'.

"What is it?" I ask, clutching the dinosaur in mock suspense.

"Our first challenge...is to interrupt any guy we see on the Smosh Games crew who is playing an intense game"

"Oh" I say, breathing through my teeth and saying to the camera "Pray for our souls, we might not make it!"

Mari and I glanced into the editing room and saw Matt, we both shared the same horrified expression when we saw he was playing DOTA.

"You do it, he's less likely to hurt you" Mari whispered, and I raised my eyebrows at her.

"Playing the girlfriends card, eh?" I say, watching Mari's grin expand across her face. Mari's the only one I told that Sohinki and I are official, I trust her, and I believe she wouldn't tell a soul until I say so.

"You can run faster" I said, my weak rebuttal not convincing her and Mari shook her head.

"Fine, but you're doing the next one!" I hissed, giving in and standing up to open the door to the editing room, Matt not even looking up as I entered.

I move slowly towards him like I'm walking on a mine field, looking behind me to see Mari opening the door for a good view as she filmed me. I stuck my tongue out at her and resume walking towards Matt, thinking in my head the many possibilities of distracting him.

I move behind him silent as a mouse, thinking of an idea as I see Matt muttering to himself, his eyes glued to the screen and his fingers skimming the keyboard.

I remove my beanie from my head, planning to place it on his head and covering his eyes. I sneak a glance at Mari, who gives me the thumbs up and steadies her hand on the camera.

In a flash I slap it on his head, hearing his confused voice shout "What the-" before I bolted across the room.

"Alison!" I hear Matt shout, and I heard him shoot out of his chair and chase me.

"RUN MARI!" I shout, passing her and turning right towards the kitchen while Mari runs the opposite direction. I slide on the tiles as I run into the kitchen, Matt only a few meters behind me as I run last a startled Joven.