Pepper: Tony is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Natasha: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Steve: Tackle him!
Clint: Dump him.
Bucky: Kick him in the shin!
Tony: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
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Marvel Incorrect Quotes | Book #1
Humor𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗯𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗖𝗨 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀, 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗺𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗷𝗼𝗹𝗻𝗶𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵𝘆! 𝗘𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆!