A/N: This simulation was done using a simulator, featuring characters from the Spiderman movies. Anything with #1 refers to the characters from the main MCU universe, with Tom's Spiderman, anything with #2 refers to people from Tobey's Spiderman's universe, and anything with #3 refers to people from Andrew's Spiderman's universe.
THE REAPING
Peter #1 (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Peter #2 (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Peter #3 (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Tony (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Strange (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Uncle Ben #2 (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Uncle Ben #3 (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
MJ #1 (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
MJ #2 (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Gwen (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Aunt May (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Harry (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Ned (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Green Goblin (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Doc Ock (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
THE BLOODBATH
Peter #1 battles Uncle Ben #3. Uncle Ben #3 defeats Peter #1, but decides to spare his life.
Doc Ock finds an assault rifle in the Cornucopia.
Uncle Ben #3 runs away from the Cornucopia.
Strange finds a paintball in the Cornucopia.
Green Goblin runs away from the Cornucopia.
Peter #3 runs away from the Cornucopia.
MJ #1 battles Peter #2. Peter #2 defeats MJ #1, but decides to spare her life.
Aunt May battles Uncle Ben #2. Uncle Ben #2 defeats Aunt May, but decides to spare her life.
Ned finds a bow in the Cornucopia.
Harry battles Tony. Harry defeats Tony, but decides to spare his life.
Gwen runs away from the Cornucopia.
DAY 1
Gwen has grown a Stalin mustache.
Ned stumbles upon a paintball.
Green Goblin receives an empty box from a sponsor, because apparently the sponsor is a dick.
Tony gets prank called by Peter #3.
Tony receives a diamond pickaxe from a sponsor.
Green Goblin gets nuked from orbit by Doc Ock.
Aunt May heals Peter #3.
Harry receives a stick of Old Spice deodorant from a sponsor.
Strange slips and slides on a banana peel.
Peter #1 receives a freeze ray from a sponsor.
Peter #2 receives a biology textbook from a sponsor.
MJ #1 receives a quenched and tempered steel from a sponsor.
Uncle Ben #2 joins the Society of Teen Suicide Prevention.
MJ #2 goes deaf due to Jake Paul.
Uncle Ben #3 gets an ulcer.
HONOR THE FALLEN
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distanceThe following tributes have fallen:
Green Goblin: 0 Kills
DAY 2
Harry gets nuked from orbit by Peter #3.
Tony stumbles upon a frisbee.
Strange finds a convenient igloo, but decides it is too dangerous.
Uncle Ben #2 heals Strange.
Uncle Ben #3 discovers an indescribable object lying on the ground.
Ned injures Strange.
MJ #2 fatally prank calls Tony.
MJ #1 constructs a geometrically stable truss.
Gwen sends Ned to the gulag.
Aunt May gets the flu.
Doc Ock heals Peter #1.
Peter #1 heals Peter #3.
Peter #2 reads a biology textbook and falls asleep.
HONOR THE FALLEN
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distanceThe following tributes have fallen:
Tony: 0 Kills
Harry: 0 Kills
Ned: 0 Kills
DAY 3
Uncle Ben #3 heals himself.
Aunt May hangs herself after being friendzoned by MJ #1.
Doc Ock and Peter #1 die of AIDS after practicing unsafe dating.
Peter #2 receives a freeze ray from a sponsor.
Peter #3 levels up.
Strange sends a mass mail and dies.
MJ #2 gets a cold and dies.
Uncle Ben #2 heils Hitler.
MJ #1 finds Nemo.
A wild Lapras has appeared. Gwen has caught it!
HONOR THE FALLEN
5 cannon shots can be heard in the distanceThe following tributes have fallen:
Peter #1: 0 Kills
Strange: 0 Kills
MJ #2: 1 Kill
Aunt May: 0 Kills
Doc Ock: 1 Kill
DAY 4
Gwen receives a used Band-Aid from a sponsor.
Peter #2 stumbles upon a bow.
Peter #3 stumbles upon a frisbee.
Uncle Ben #2 lost connection to the server.
Uncle Ben #3's indescribable object explodes in a shower of glorious communism, killing him.
MJ #1 gets crippling depression.
HONOR THE FALLEN
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distanceThe following tributes have fallen:
Uncle Ben #2: 0 Kills
Uncle Ben #3: 0 Kills
DAY 5
MJ #1 contracts hypothermia after being shot by Peter #2's freeze ray and freezes to death.
Peter #3 gets a cold.
Gwen heals Peter #2.
HONOR THE FALLEN
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distanceThe following tributes have fallen:
MJ #1: 0 Kills
DAY 6
Peter #2 sees things twice.
Gwen used Lapras against Peter #2. Peter #2 fainted and subsequently died. It was super effective.
Peter #3 discovers a Emoji Movie on laserdisc lying on the ground.
HONOR THE FALLEN
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distanceThe following tributes have fallen:
Peter #2: 1 Kill
DAY 7
Gwen heals Peter #3.
Peter #3 decides to take a permanent nap.
HONOR THE FALLEN
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distanceThe following tributes have fallen:
Peter #3: 1 Kill
THE CHAMPION
Gwen: 2 Kills
YOU ARE READING
Marvel Incorrect Quotes | Book #1
Humor𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗯𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗖𝗨 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀, 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗺𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗷𝗼𝗹𝗻𝗶𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵𝘆! 𝗘𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆!
