Author's Note
This was done using a Hunger Games sim generator. This has the full simulation, with each day, rather than just the highlights of the simulation. I did not get a chance to read through and redact anything if necessary, so I apologize if anything turns out iffy--blame the generator.
The Tributes
Steve (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Tony (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Bruce (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Clint (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Natasha (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Thor (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
The Bloodbath
Tony runs away from the Cornucopia.
Thor finds a 50% off coupon to an SAT prep class in the Cornucopia.
Natasha finds a diamond pickaxe in the Cornucopia.
Clint runs away from the Cornucopia.
Steve finds a steam controller in the Cornucopia.
Bruce finds an octobrush in the Cornucopia.
Day 1
Bruce angrily emails finance club about not being on the A team.
Natasha hangs herself after being friendzoned by Thor.
Tony unluckily trips despite the 1/100 chance.
Clint stumbles upon a landmine.
Thor reads a disheartening message in Comic Sans.
Steve kills Tony with a steam controller.
Day 2
Bruce splats Thor with an octobrush.
Clint talks to Steve.
Steve stumbles upon an octobrush.
Day 3
Steve calls in the US Navy SEALS, who kill Bruce and Clint
The Champion
Steve
3 Kills
A Recap
Natasha hangs herself after being friendzoned by Thor.
Steve kills Tony with a steam controller.
Bruce splats Thor with an octobrush.
Steve calls in the US Navy SEALS, who kill Bruce and Clint
Steve is the champion!
Author's Note
Steve killing Tony gives off Civil War vibes, and Steve calling ing the US Navy SEALS is eerily plausible--this generator is oddly somewhat accurate-
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Marvel Incorrect Quotes | Book #1
Humor𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗯𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗖𝗨 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀, 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗺𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗷𝗼𝗹𝗻𝗶𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵𝘆! 𝗘𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆!
