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Hunger Games 001 - (Full Sim)

Author's Note

This was done using a Hunger Games sim generator. This has the full simulation, with each day, rather than just the highlights of the simulation. I did not get a chance to read through and redact anything if necessary, so I apologize if anything turns out iffy--blame the generator.

The Reaping

Bucky • Steve • Tony • Thor • Loki • Bruce • Star-Lord • Spiderman (Tom) • Spiderman (Andrew) • Spiderman (Tobey) • Natasha • Yelena • Shuri • T'Challa • Wanda • Sam • Zemo • Peggy • Thanos • Scott

The Bloodbath

Steve finds a basketball in the Cornucopia.

Loki finds a biology textbook in the Cornucopia.

Scott battles Yelena. Yelena defeats and kills Scott.

Shuri finds a diamond pickaxe in the Cornucopia.

Thanos runs away from the Cornucopia.

Yelena battles Sam. Yelena defeats and kills Sam.

Wanda battles Natasha. Wanda defeats and kills Natasha.

Peggy finds a paintball in the Cornucopia.

Bucky finds an indescribable object in the Cornucopia.

T'Challa finds an one spaghetti in the Cornucopia.

Spiderman (Andrew) battles Spiderman (Tobey). Spiderman (Tobey) defeats and kills Spiderman (Andrew).

Star-Lord finds a fruit tree in the Cornucopia.

Zemo runs away from the Cornucopia.

Spiderman (Tom) finds a paintball in the Cornucopia.

Natasha battles Bruce. Natasha defeats Bruce, but decides to spare his life.

Day 1

Bruce attaches a measuring tape to a toaster.

Zemo stumbles upon a stick.

Thanos discovers a wild Ohio Fried Chicken lying on the ground.

T'Challa eats a singular spaghetti.

Steve yells "NikhilYA!".

Bucky realizes maverick isn't all yellow.

Tony stumbles upon a basketball.

Spiderman (Tobey) receives an indescribable object from a sponsor.

Thor cries himself to sleep.

Peggy receives a chocolate-covered cotton from a sponsor.

Yelena discovers a unicorn lying on the ground.

Loki finds a convenient sleeping bag and decides to use it as shelter.

Star-Lord eats fruit and gains one point in strength.

Shuri mines diamond ore.

Wanda discovers a biology textbook lying on the ground.

Spiderman (Tom) gets yellow fever.

Day 2

T'Challa slips and slides on a banana peel.

Yelena stumbles upon a fidget spinner.

Bucky's indescribable object sits there uselessly, so Bucky pollutes the ocean with it.

Wanda reads a biology textbook and falls asleep.

Steve yells "woag wiag wiag" at Yelena, causing Yelena to drop dead.

Zemo discovers a clean water lying on the ground.

Spiderman (Tobey) discovers a biology textbook lying on the ground.

Tony gains Disney Channel flo.

Peggy is accused of mansplaining.

Spiderman (Tom) heals himself.

Thanos goes into a food coma from too much Ohio Fried Chicken.

Thor gets strep throat.

Loki reads a biology textbook and falls asleep.

Bruce receives a tent from a sponsor.

Star-Lord drops a rant about Wanda.

Shuri develops stage 4 brain cancer.

Day 3

Thor finds a convenient House of the Seven Gables and decides to use it as shelter.

Zemo kills Spiderman (Tom) with a stick.

Peggy gets forced into BEES.

Loki stumbles upon a landmine.

Bruce gets their fingernails removed by a native tribe.

Star-Lord stumbles upon a fidget spinner.

Spiderman (Tobey)'s indescribable object explodes in a shower of glorious communism, killing him.

Shuri heals herself.

T'Challa stumbles upon a landmine.

Tony gets osteoporosis.

Wanda heals Zemo.

Thanos talks to Shuri.

Bucky is the sheriff.

Steve gets juked by Shuri.

Day 4

Steve heals Wanda.

T'Challa accidentally steps on his own landmine.

Zemo drinks clean water and gains one point in constitution.

Shuri discovers an anthology of life-changing poems lying on the ground.

Peggy finds a convenient House of the Seven Gables and decides to use it as shelter.

Wanda barrel rolls.

Thanos cries himself to sleep.

Bucky gets crushed by an unstable truss.

Tony lost connection to the server.

Thor finds a convenient igloo and decides to use it as shelter.

Loki heals Zemo.

Bruce stumbles upon a paintball.

Star-Lord hails Hortler.

Day 5

Peggy fights the Ender dragon.

Thanos finds a convenient cardboard box and decides to use it as shelter.

The roof falls on Thor.

Shuri finds a convenient brothel and decides to use it as shelter.

Zemo finds a convenient queen-sized bed with a memory foam mattress and furnished headrest and decides to use it as shelter.

Steve gets an ulcer.

Loki discovers a wild Ohio Fried Chicken lying on the ground.

Bruce constructs a tent.

Wanda finds a convenient queen-sized bed with a memory foam mattress and furnished headrest, but decides it is too dangerous.

Star-Lord spins fidget spinner fatally at Zemo.

Day 6

Shuri 's life gets changed by poetry.

Shuri gets prank called by Bruce.

Loki sets off a landmine that kills Steve.

Star-Lord hides from Peggy

Wanda heals Shuri.

Thanos slips and slides on a banana peel and dies.

Peggy gets hit by a paintball shot by Loki.

Day 7

Bruce brings one less paintball, so Wanda dies of needing paintballs.

Shuri finds a convenient sleeping bag and decides to use it as shelter.

Loki discovers a quenched and tempered steel lying on the ground.

Peggy sends a mass mail and dies.

Star-Lord finds a convenient Olive Garden, but decides it is too dangerous.

Day 8

Loki unluckily trips despite the 1/100 chance and dies.

Bruce develops stage 4 brain cancer and dies.

Star-Lord unluckily trips despite the 1/100 chance.

Shuri gets their fingernails removed by a native tribe.

Day 9

Shuri heals herself.

Star-Lord receives a tent from a sponsor.

Day 10

Star-Lord constructs a tent.

Shuri tries to break the fourth wall.

Day 11

Star-Lord reads a disheartening message in Comic Sans.

Shuri fatally prank calls Star-Lord.

The Champion

Shuri

1 Kill

A Recap

Spiderman (Andrew) battles Spiderman (Tobey). Spiderman (Tobey) defeats and kills Spiderman (Andrew).
Wanda battles Natasha. Wanda defeats and kills Natasha.
Yelena battles Sam. Yelena defeats and kills Sam.
Scott battles Yelena. Yelena defeats and kills Scott.
Steve yells "woag wiag wiag" at Yelena, causing Yelena to drop dead.
Zemo kills Spiderman (Tom) with a stick.
Spiderman (Tobey)'s indescribable object explodes in a shower of glorious communism, killing him.
T'Challa accidentally steps on his own landmine.
Bucky gets crushed by an unstable truss.
Tony lost connection to the server.
The roof falls on Thor.
Star-Lord spins fidget spinner fatally at Zemo.
Loki sets off a landmine that kills Steve.
Thanos slips and slides on a banana peel and dies.
Bruce brings one less paintball, so Wanda dies of needing paintballs.
Peggy sends a mass mail and dies.
Loki unluckily trips despite the 1/100 chance and dies.
Bruce develops stage 4 brain cancer and dies.
Shuri fatally prank calls Star-Lord.

Shuri is the champion!