One-Shot 1, Maid Parade

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Wen Kexing was eagerly waiting, looking out the window. A smirk spread across his face as he knew what would arrive today. A few minutes later an Amazon delivery man came in front of the manor. And dropped the package like he was dropping the microphone after roasting somebody.

"It's here!" Wen Kexing exclaimed as he ran outside like sonic to pick up the package.

Wen Kexing went inside into his and Zhou Zishu's bedroom and opened the package.

"This is it! It's the maid costume!" Wen Kexing said to himself as he took out the maid costume and spun around like a mary go round. "Ah-xu will be so happy!" :)

The next day, Zhou Zishu woke up from his slumber. He wasn't sure if he was going crazy, or if he actually saw Wen Kexing in a maid costume. Zhou Zishu rubbed the sleep from his eyes and literally saw Wen Kexing in a maid costume.

"G-Good Morning, Master. Happy Anniversary!" Wen Kexing said shyly, as he pressed his two pointer fingers together, moving around so his dress twirled around ever so slightly as he looked down on the floor

"What in the world is this all about?" Zhou Zishu asked as he questioned Wen Kexing's sanity.

"Well..I looked through your search history, and I saw that you had a thing for maids... So I wanted to dress up as one for you!" Wen Kexing replied enthusiastically, looking him in the eye.

"Well, that's very nice of you, Lou-wen, but how in the word of honor did you get to my search history?" Zhou Zishu asks.

"Oh it was very easy! When you went to sleep at night I looked through your phone and saw everything! Y'know, maid outfit on guy, maid outfits, maid, and maid po-" Wen Kexing said before he was interrupted by Cheng Ling as he skipped into the room noisily

"Hi Master, Uncle Master!" Cheng Ling said as he entered. "I love your dress Uncle Master!"

"Why, thank you Cheng ling. It was for your Masters anniversary." Wen Kexing responds. "Well, I guess I should say OUR master"

In response to that smug comment, Zhou Zishu rolled his eyes. Not because he was embarrassed by being called "Master" by Wen Kexing, it's just that Zhou Zishu knows that he would NEVER be a submissive role for him, it just seemed too good to be true and too much of a joke.

"Anyways, I found some maid poetry. I could tell you some during breakfast!" Wen Kexing exclaimed as he happily ran like an anime girl to the dining room.

The family went to have some breakfast. There were Eggo Waffles sitting on the table. It smelled heavenly, like...A BAKERY!!! While the family is eating breakfast, allow me, Sunny Sundragon (or the author) , to read one of the Maid Poetry Wen Kexing found, ehm..

Maids 'o clean maids 'o clean,

It seems as if, the counter gleams

Maids 'o cook maids 'o cook,

They make the food have a pleasant look.

Maids 'o clean maids 'o clean,

It's time they get their paycheck.

Ah, the beautiful poetry, no wonder Wen Kexing loves them so much!

Cheng Ling looks over with a confused look

"Master, why is there a fluffy yellow dragon in our house?" Cheng Ling Questions

"Don't worry about it." Zhou Zishu answers.

After breakfast, Wen Kexing had an idea.

"Say.... I have an idea!" Wen Kexing exclaims.

"What is this "idea" of yours?" Zhou Zishu asks. "I hope it's not as stupid as the time you started to do the floss on top of the roof, yodeling..."

"Oh no! Nothing of the sort!" Wen Kexing reassures"You see, this isn't the first maid costume I have, I accidentally got one that was too small on me, but could, I imagine, fit Cheng Ling. So...What if we have a little parade in our backyard? A "Maid Parade"?"

"That sounds fun!" Cheng Ling replies "Can we please do it, Master?" Wen Kexing and Cheng Ling both gave Zhou Zishu puppy eyes.

Zhou Zishu rolls his eyes like a California roll, "Fine..." Zhou Zishu sighs.

Everyone cheers as they prepare themselves for the Maid Parade.

Later, everyone went into their backyard. Wen Kexing looked happier than ever, Cheng Ling was also happy, Zhou Zishu was the only one not in a maid costume, however he pretended like he was annoyed, though Zhou Zishu was secretly enjoying this ridiculousness of the scenery.

"I'll lead the parade, Cheng Ling can be in the back holding Ah-xu's shoulders." Wen Kexing said,

Then I (Sunny) played epic electronic music in the background while the family paraded proudly in their backyard

Take the whole song to imagine the scenario I gave to you. Because y'know this is a ✨qUirKy uWu fAnFiC ✨. What? Too lazy to imagine it yourself? Fine, I guess I'd better describe it for you.

Wen Kexing was leading the parade, Zhou Zishu was in the middle holding Wen Kexing's shoulders, followed by Cheng Ling holding Zhou Zishu's shoulders. While Wen Kexing and Cheng Ling skipped, Zhou Zishu walked calmly, however, each and one of them were going at the same pace, making circles around their large backyard for a good twenty minutes to the beat of the electronic non-copyright music like a HEKKIN MARY GO ROUND!!!!

After they paraded they had to continue filming for the show called Word Of Honor soon.

"Let's do this again some other time." Wen Kexing said, making the famous Lenny smirk face. 

Both nod as they go to film for the episode of Word Of Honor

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Both nod as they go to film for the episode of Word Of Honor. 

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