Stolas x reader x Blitzo| Love Sick Triangle| Completed

Chapter 6. Ever Wanted To Drop-kick A Kid?

In seconds, I was rushing to the hospital with my colleagues. We were told to wait outside while they dealt with the kid in the operating room. Poor Moxxie was in the middle of a breakdown while Millie tried her best to comfort him. As for Blitz, he found interest in old wet-smelling magazines while I relaxed on the floor. 

"He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. " The doctor closed the door behind himself and with a sigh, he changed his tone from sympathetic to cruel. "Now what insurance provider do you freaks have?" Well shit, even in hell, insurance was incredibly expensive. Nobody gives a fuck.

"What the fuck is insurance?" Blitz obnoxiously questioned. I jabbed him in the ribs before standing up. 

"Ah sir, I would love to see my... son! My kind sister here will inform you of who we are with." I gestured to Millie while speaking. She froze up, unsure of what to say or if she should say anything. 

"Fine but he needs rest. Be quick." I rushed into the room and scrambled around to collect anything I could, heart monitor, cords, I don't even know what half of this stuff is used for! I made a run for it, drifting out the door causing a big smack sound as it hit the wall.

"RUN" I made the mistake of turning right when the exit was left. Everyone pretty much bolted and hung onto the hospital bed for dear life as we slammed through the big glass window. The fall was pretty big. Blitzo landed on top of me, which caused the bed to snap a little, but we were too focused on getting out of there to notice. 

I considered quitting. I have fallen from too many heights, I am surprised I'm not dead.

It took a while to get ahold of Loona so she could open the portal back up. I'm not even sure if we should continue this job. not only did we get a shitty description, and no proper address, WE SHOT A KID. Silence filled the office as the heavy blowing sound of the office air con sounded like a broken-down truck. It was kind of comedic with how everyone was looking at each other and the kid in a 'coma'.

Moxxie took a breath in and began to speak, "I would like to go on record and say that was Loona's fault. dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target." Moxxie folded his arms as he straightened his back, "it's very simple." He said a matter of factly.

"Oh go sit on a dick moxie." Loona's coolness about the 'attack' had made Moxxie pretty upset. He picks and chooses fights he can't finish and it's hilarious, no wonder Blitz finds it funny to mess with him. When Blitz's jumped to defend Loona, Moxxie proceeded to remind everyone of recent event. Events that involve Loona and not-so-nice behaviour. 

Moxxie began to list off things done in the last few days

-Ignoring Millie's stab call

-Not accepting an 'adoption anniversary' gift from blitz and "destroying it"

-faxing a weight loss ad to Moxxie unnecessarily 

-kicking the shit out of a baby

Most of these I giggled at but for some reason, he brought up the most embarrassing one! Where Blitz told the whole story of how we got the book. 

"Blitz, Shit head! That clingy rich asshole wants to talk to you." That's where it should have ended but it didn't, "He sounds a little DTF-y"

"Oh god, It was only ONE TIME" I flinched when he shouted and froze when I realised what he meant. "If we hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, we wouldn't have access to the living world."

"You what"
From the 2 seconds of silence, Loona screeched from the front desk.
"HURRY UP"

"I HEARD YOU ALREADY"
We screamed at the same time, both of us really didn't want to talk to him. I don't know about Blitz, but I don't exactly like being called just for booty. But I guess it's what I signed up for.