LIFE AFTER DEATH

Chamcha

In heaven

(Karan falls down on the ground)

Karan---ouch....ahhh...meri kamar...aaram se landing karani thi na...ab kya is tooti kamar ke saath sabko manaun...

(Stands up holding his waist...and looks around stunned)

Karan---yaar .....kitni Sundar jagah hai..in bhagwaano ka acha hai apna itni Sundar jagah pe rehe hain aur hum insaano ko vahi pollution bhari jagah pe rakha hua hai...kaash is jagah pe main babydoll ko date pe Lata...hayee kya moment hota voh ....main aur meri babydoll in Sundar vadiyon mein...yeh pyare pyare pedon ki chaun mein hum baatein karte...apni gulabo ko main yeh Sundar Sundar gulab ke phool deta...is jhoole pe ...voh mere sath jhoolti...hayee....kaaash..

(Someone pulls his t shirt...he looks back...and found a cute boy standing there)

Child---hello mister aap kaun...sarkari jagah nahi hai ki aise hi muh utha kar chale aaye

Karan---ji main?

Child---haan aap kisi aur ka bhooth yahan dikh nahi Raha mujhe

Karan---tameez vameez nahi sikhai in bhagwaano ne tumhe

Child---kyun aapko yeh tameez sikhane ka school lag raha hai?

Karan---jabaan toh dekho iski

Child---(shows his tongue)bilkul saaf hai...roz do baar brush aur tongue clean karta hun

Karan---chalo kuch toh acha hai tum mein

Child---your name please

Karan---kyun poster lagvane hain?

Child---nahi poster nahi lagvane par...apko poster zaroor bana sakta hun

Karan---karan naam hai mera

Child---meherbani aapne apna naam bataya ek minute

(He takes out a phone and checks something on it)

Child---poora naam

Karan---kar kya rahe ho tum

Child---karan luthra...kaam cricketer wife preeta...Umar 30...death.....apki death toh 4 din pehle hui thi...toh itni late dilivery kaise

(Pihu comes there)

Pihu--- jaise bhi hui ho...hum tum jaise chamche ko kyun batae...

Child---welcome back tod phod

Pihu--- don't you dare me call that you assistant

Child--- don't you dare me call that too you kaam chor

Karan---shut up you guys....yeh kya ajeeb ajeeb naam rakhe hue hain tum logon ne ...and pihu tum ise jaanti ho

Pihu---aap bhool rahe hain papa aap yahan naye hain main toh purani hi hun...old is gold you know

Karan---meri pyari gold hum chale apna kaam karne..