This Isn't Me

Chapter 1

Deku POV

One week after the USJ attack

*In the lunchroom*

I was sitting there while everyone was talking. Sighing, I look at Jiro and she nodded. Taking a deep breath for courage and putting on a big smile, I stand up and get on top of the table. Everyone and I mean everyone was staring. I cleared my throat, giving a cocky smile as my hands were on my hips. Jiro starts the music. I started to sing, "I like girls, I like guys. I like to eat the pussy, then again I like to ride. Yeah, I love kissing on girls and then I put the dick inside." All the while I'm dancing on top of the table. "I'm bisexual bitch and I ain't got nothing to hide.

Yeah, these bitches hatin' on me cause I'm confident in me

Better not forget the B in LGBT

And y'all like to say we selfish, yeah, y'all say we like to cheat

But I don't date both at the same time, haters have a seat. I like girls, oh my gosh, big booty, big tits. I like guys too though, super sexy big dick. And if you hating on me hoe, then I'm down big shit. And if you curious I got you baby girl, quick fix."

I heard someone shout "How the fuck do you date a guy when you're Bi?"

A girl piped up, "You're a fake ass dyke I don't like you, I won't lie"

Then Monoma walked up to me pulling me down from the table screaming "You cannot date both, pick a side, pick a side. Do you like fuckin' girls or do you like fuckin' guys?" Pushing his grip from my collar, I started singing again.

"I like both, Bi pride stand up

I like a girly little thing and my dude manned up. Walk into the strip club and then I throw my bands up. Then when he gives me a sloppy top, he like to throw my hands up. If I wanna date a girl and we don't work out then it's cool

Sexuality is fluid it's okay to date a dude

And if I date a fuckin' guy and we break up. It's okay to date a pretty girl, ain't no fake love. I like girls, I like guys. I like to eat the pussy, then again I like to ride

Yeah, I love kissing on girls, and then I put the dick inside. I'm bisexual bitch and I ain't got nothing to hide. Yeah, these bitches hatin' on me 'cause I'm confident in me. Better not forget the B in LGBT. And y'all like to say we selfish, yeah, y'all say we like to cheat. But I don't date both at the same time, haters have a seat. I like girls, oh my gosh, big booty, big tits. I like guys too though, super sexy big dick. And if you hating on me hoe, then I'm down, big shit

And if you're curious I got you baby girl, quick fix. I turn towards my table and swayed my hips as I walked over to Momo, gently taking her hand and pulling her up. Twirling her into my arms causing her to blush. "I met a cute little shorty way back in '08." Leaning in quickly and gently I connected our lips then I twirled her out of my arms letting her sit back down. "I was really in denial, I was like "No, wait." " I walked behind Kaachan wrapping my hand around his shoulders causing him to tense and growl at me. Thinking to myself, God help me. "I met a dude up in high school." I pulled his chin so he was facing me, leaning in our lips connected but as soon they did Kaachan whirled on me. Putting both his hand on either side of me, he detonated his quick causing me to fly back into a wall where I coughed up blood and fell to the ground. I didn't get time to recover as I heard stomping. " WHAT THE FUCK!! YOU GOD DAMN SHITTY NERD!!" By this time he had grabbed my throat tightly causing bruises to form. I grabbed his wrists trying my best to pull his hands off; this action only caused him to tighten his grip causing me to wheeze due to my windpipe being cut off. Everyone didn't dare to move and they just stared at the ash blonde until he leans on me and whispered in my ear. "You should have listened to me in middle school. Now take that quirkiness ass of yours and take a swan dive off the roof of the building." He glares at me as I gasp since his hold tightens and he slams me into the wall with enough force to cause the wall to splinter. Plaster fell around us making a huge mess. Suddenly Kirishima and Kaminari were there trying to pull him off of me. "Bakugou, let him go." It was Sensei and just like that I was released causing me to cough and wheeze threw my bruised windpipe while I hit the ground. Mr. Aizawa had his scarf wrapped around Kaachan, all the while said blonde was screaming curses and struggling against the scarf. " Both of you in my office." Mr. Aizawa turned to release Kaachan and started walking but then paused. "NOW!" "TCH" I get up stumbling a little from being lightheaded still rubbing my throat gently. Kaachan was in front of me and All Might was behind me as we all followed Sensei to his office.

Aizawa's POV

In the teacher's lounge

I was having lunch with Present Mic and All Might when there was a soft oil of music and someone singing coming from the cafeteria. "Sounds like the kiddos are jamming." I rolled my eyes at Present Mic's comment and continued the conversation about the upcoming training camp trip. That's when there was an explosion and yelling coming from the cafeteria, Iida came running in saying that Bakugo had attacked Midoriya. Sighing, I looked up at the ceiling. "What exactly happened?" By this time All Might and Iida were walking towards the lunchroom. After the class rep explained everything. I stopped walking and faceplates. "I do not get paid enough for this. What was the problem child even thinking?" "Young Midoriya is bisexual?" Iida responds to all Might by sighing and saying. "I guess so." We continue walking and enter the lunchroom right when Bakugo slams Midoriya into the wall." Bakugo, let him go." I said tiredly as I wrap his arms pulling them behind his back and pulling the angry child back away from Midoriya. He kept glaring at Midoriya. " Both of you in my office." I turned to head out when I didn't hear anything. "NOW!" "TCH" I resumed walking towards my office. Once there I go to behind my desk and sit down. All Might stands beside me. "Sit." For once Bakugou didn't say anything just did as told. Sighing I look at them, "Now tell me exactly what happened before I send you both to Nezu and get you both expelled."

Deku's POV

.......expelled..........expelled........ I can't get expelled! What am I going to do if that happens? "P-please do-don't expel us. It was my fault." I looked at my lap twisting my hands into my shirt. "I uh...well...I kissed Kaachan and...." I shuddered as a sob racked my body. "It was my fault." "Is that all that happened?" "N-no Sensei......I was singing and kissed Momo also." I look up at Mr. Aizawa. "I take full responsibility and will pay for repairs that are needed." "Hmmmmm.....Bakugou do you have anything to add?" I turned to look at him but he was still glaring daggers at me causing me to flinch and look back at my lap. "Yea..the shitty nerd needs to fucking die already." All Might spoke up then." Bakugou that's enough!" "Now you both have extra training for a month. Midoriya, a week of house arrest starting tomorrow on top of paying for the damages." " Young Midoriya." I look over to All Might. "I expect a well-written letter to every class that you will read at the end of your house arrest." I nod as Mr. Aizawa sighs, "Now problem child and angry problem child go to the dorms and clean them." "Yes sir." "Whatever." All Might gently says, "You're both dismissed." I got up heading to the classroom to gather my things then I headed towards my room so that I can change and start cleaning.

//So this is basically the same, Imma keep a lot of what I had the first two chapters//